Hear ye, hear ye, all peasant sports franchises rejoice and bear witness as basketball elegance and opulence graces your screens once again...
Whether a day later or months later we can’t begin a thing without first and foremost giving thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in all professional sports, your Boss Angeles Lakers.....
.....this game thread is brought to you by the GOAT stanchise, LWO, in conjunction with the Lakers stanbase, and the gold standard in all of sports and entertainment today, Lake Show Records aka the GOAT Limit Tank Dogs aka Lakeset GOATgang aka your GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers....
Got M’s don’t even gotta sell a ticket
GOAT franchise side, where only gawds kick it
See us in these streets, and catch a L wit it
Corona Championship, nikka we gon get it
.....on the last episode of the Greatest Show on Earth, the GOAT franchise, riding a wave of victories over title rivals the Bucks and the clipshyts, slipped up vs the Brooklyn Nets. A classic trap game where Big Hollywood Bron and the gang were looking forward to the next matchup vs the clipshyts that coming Thursday. Then French oaf gobert became a Covid poster child and official garçon of contagion and served rona to young ryda Spyda and his teammates like fresh croissants. Upon this, anorexic Dr. Robotnik decided to postpone the season just a few days before GOAT franchise was due to give the clipshyts another scheduled asswhooping.
Months have passed and the world has only become more insane following the passing of the one shooting gawd and his lil one peace be upon them. It’s now do or die for the ballers of GOAT franchise and Boss Angeles at large. Respect must be earned at every turn by all in the Disney bubble. Big Hollywood Bron is now a grey bearded Emperor in the world of sports and entertainment, AD has fully healed and is ready to take his place among the Laker greats, and the additions of the bul Phillycheese Waiters and Super Bool AR Smith have combined to become the Swish Cheese backcourt with ample firepower and fukkery to match Lou Wings and patricia neverly. This also frees young and wild Kyle Slutma to either continue his transwhoremation into full blown Hollywood thot or to return to the purity and sanctity of GOAT franchise basketball.
These new weapons on offense are of course matched with the ascendancy of Klutchplayvious Ballwell-Dope, as well as the slow rise of Alex Caruso the Last Caction Hero who will make up for the loss of quasi-clipboard carrier Razor Rajon. The tale of the tape also reveals the same size advantages with Atlanta activis Future Howard, filmmaker Money McGee, Markieff the better Morris twin, and young prospects Cacok (pause) and La Kostas Nostrantetonkoumpo quietly working and hiding in the cut.
Indeed, GOAT franchise has looked like a team ready to continue the winning that it had left off with. Meanwhile, overrated doc rivers has lost all control of the clipshyts, peg leg appears to be suffering from rusty joints after gettin dogged by young Wizard Rui-san.
In this new Disney landscape in the bubble, in front of the millions (and millions), of GOAT franchise stans, how will the Lakers navigate the new Covid world en route to the latest title? Is the sports stanbase world ready for 10 years of pent up shyt talk to be unleashed by the Lakers stanbase and GOAT stanchise when the Corona Kombat has been won? Will Mickey Mouse Tsung’s greed get all the players and coaches killed in the Disney Coronadome? Will Big Hollywood Bron and AD win this next title in honor of the Mamba Immortal? Will this title have an asterisk? Will Lou Wings make another Magic City mission? These questions will be answered in due time, but now it’s about two teams, two franchises, one looking to restore its respect, the other looking to earn its respect, whose gonna represent and get their respect on these courts? And whose gonna get brought back to reality? Find out all this and more, on the latest episode of the Greatest Show on Earth, the Corona Kombat edition!
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