Confess the lowlife, shameful things you’ve done out of straight up laziness.

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When I was living by myself, I ran a new dishwasher and was too lazy to unload it. For three days I would pull out individual glasses, plates, and silverware as I needed them. I finally put all the dirty dishes back in with the clean dishes and washed it all again.

I was in the field once, and watched kangaroo rats destroy and drag away two weeks worth of my friend’s personal snacks. They chewed through his duffel bag under his cot and it was over. I didn’t even try to throw something at them because I was so warm And comfortable in my sleeping bag that I didn’t want to move. It took hours but they fukked all his shyt up. When he got back from training I said it must have happened while I was sleep. For the rest of the field rotation I had to wait til one of us left or wait til he went to sleep to eat my own snacks cause I said I didn’t have anything and I didn’t want to share.
 
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