come in here and tell us who you can't respect(parody thread)

[mr x]

real talk, I can't respect no nikka that uses colored toothpaste b. nikkas be putting all types of mango flavors in their mouth just to clean their shyt. Aqua fresh the worse. What I look like putting some rainbow color shyt im my mouth


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[MAKAVELI25]

I can't respect adults who use the word "swag" in a NON-IRONIC context. Like if you're over the age of 30 and you wear clothes that have the word "swag" on them, I'm going to take EVERYTHING you say with a grain of salt.

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

real talk, I can't respect no nikka that uses colored toothpaste b. nikkas be putting all types of mango flavors in their mouth just to clean their shyt. Aqua fresh the worse. What I look like putting some rainbow color shyt im my mouth


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So you'd rather put some white stuff in your mouth?

 

[mr x]

So you'd rather put some white stuff in your mouth?

 

[mr x]

I can't respect adults who use the word "swag" in a NON-IRONIC context. Like if you're over the age of 30 and you wear clothes that have the word "swag" on them, I'm going to take EVERYTHING you say with a grain of salt.

that doesn't seem like a parody, that seems like some real shyt you believe

I was looking for stupid shyt that makes no sense for jokes....to parody some of the threads that be poppin' up here sometimes.

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

people who eat olives straight

 

[Black]

lol @ threads that start with "I can't respect you if"

 

[Ooh Marty]

nikkas thats under 6'0 with no job demanding a dime piece

 

[The 2020 New Member]

if you have to look at a menu at a restaurant i can't respect you. you should know before you get there. also, i can't respect people that make eye contact with me.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

fukk a parody, I'm talking some real shyt right now. I cannot stand the women that will give dudes mix signals on getting back together....dudes spend a yr trying to make things right only at the end of the day only for them to say "I cannot mess with you". That's cool...but then those same females seeing you with another woman knowing you are happy with decided out of blue to send you naked pictures trying to fukk. I'm good. fukk you. fukking females make your life a living hell a whole yr and now you with someone else do she decide to come to her senses. fukk you.....fukk you

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[Paradime]

Can't respect a fickle bytch. Can't respect a bytch who talks shyt and can't come through with actions.

Can't respect a man who can't keep to his word.