Come in here and act like an older brother/uncle

[Pool_Shark]

*Tells you to stay in school, is successful and dropped out freshman year*
*Tells whole family how much he hates drugs, asks you for a weed connect*
*Makes less money than you, tells you what you're doing wrong with your life*

 

[Fmju]

Doesn't get up at all, tells lil bro to get everything I want

 

[50CentStan]

* says "say nephew, let me see that picture of your girlfriend", grabs jergens and runs in restroom*