Combine played out movie tropes, brehs

[Berniewood Hogan]

@Ronnie Lott PLANTED THE SEED OF THIS THREAD BUT BUSHED HIMSELF TELLING BROTHER!

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-...rring-sofia-vergara-leonardo-dicaprio.505745/

Hollywood is terrible.

Either make a movie about comic books or redo some old shyt. 10% of it is pro-American/Mark Wahlberg patriot propaganda about dudes on oil rigs and cops.

THIS SUMMER...

"Call headquata's fah backup! This black shyt is everywheya!"

MARK WAHLBERG...

"Our only chance is to jump the squad cah awf the rig!"

BOSTON COPS...

"Ya under fackin' arrest fah bein' on fackin' fiya."

ON AN OIL RIG...

"Welp, time to say the tagline of the fackin' movie."


BEAN TOWN BAY INFERNO
IN 3D, MAYBE 4D, VIRTUAL REALITY, AND WHATEVER OTHER DUMB GIMMICK WE COME UP WITH
RATED PG-13 BECAUSE THEY SAY fukk FOUR TIMES

You know got damn well any movie about Boston cacs is gonna have a lot more than four "fukks"

MARK WAHLBERG...

"Fack."

MATT DAMON...

"Ah, what the fack."


BILL BURR...

"Jeeeeeezus fackin' Christ, dude."


BOSTON CACS

 

[The Phoenix]

LOL. When I saw the preview for the Boston Marathon movie, I was like.....damn this dude is doing another "True Story".......but then I saw the movie about the oil rig and I actually enjoyed it. Now I'm looking forward to the other movie.



The heart wants what it wants.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

The heart wants what it wants.

A FORBIDDEN LOVE...

"Two thumbs down!"

MISUNDERSTOOD BY EVERYONE...

"Son, I don't want you seeing that film."

THIS SUMMER...

"It was worth the price of admission!"

MEDIOCRE MOVIE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS LIKED