Colorado Coli breh uses Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to take down a Mountain Lion

[FLATOP]

mother nature really aint shyt to us humans huh

Trail runner suffocates, an attacking mountain lion

 

[Phitz]

This is a gem for the coli

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

mother nature ain't shyt at all go try this out for yourself.

 

[Miggs]

Mountain Lions are relatively small enough you can do that,let me see ol boy jump on a grizzly bear back and give em the rear naked chokes...

 

[Food Mane]

I wonder if he did on some MMA shyt or was it a Tony killing Christopher type vibe

 

[O.T.I.S.]

@Mowgli

Coli BJJ huggers rejoice

 

[Hellmont]

not impressed.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

here we go...

 

[SheriffOG]

Mountain Lions are relatively small enough you can do that,let me see ol boy jump on a grizzly bear back and give em the rear naked chokes...

You choking out mountain lions with one arm in your free time huh breh? nikkas dont wanna give credit for shyt

 

[Miggs]

You choking out mountain lions with one arm in your free time huh breh? nikkas dont wanna give credit for shyt

Mountain Lions max out at 250 lbs and most of them are well under that,its not impossible...

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Damn animals p*ssy

 

[newworldafro]

Surprised joggers don't have a concealed carry with them.

 

[Mowgli]

Before you realized what Brazillian Jiujitsu was and who we are you would have assumed the mountian lion would wash a man.
And it can....

But now, now you realize. Now you understand. That with Brazillian Jiujitsu beasts from legends, are dismantled
with
our
bare

Hands

Mountain lion wanted smoke but Brazillian Jiujitsu is the smoke detector and the fire department here to extinguish the flame that mointain lion called heart.

 

[Amsterdayumn]

Before you realized what Brazillian Jiujitsu was and who we are you would have assumed the mountian lion would wash a man.
And it can....

But now, now you realize. Now you understand. That with Brazillian Jiujitsu beasts from legends, are dismantled
with
our
bare

Hands

Mountain lion wanted smoke but Brazillian Jiujitsu is the smoke detector and the fire department here to extinguish the flame that mointain lion called heart.

OP made that part up though

 

[General Mills]

mother nature really aint shyt to us humans huh

Trail runner suffocates, kills an attacking mountain lion

You motherfukker.


I just saw the article on Yahoo and went...this is a damn Coli thread if there is ever one



Lemme make this real quick after I do a quick scan to make sure nobody beat me to it





Your thread title is even better than the one I was going to do.