Klyk21
Hate is Rising, Love is Dying....
Im so embarassed to admit what just happened less than two hours ago. Im sitting here in tears.
I signed up for an online welfare assistance program(where they scout all the potential low income hoes...i mean workers like myself)...uploaded my pictures of my statement. I've never had funds ...beyond low funds(which yall already know that) so when all these good looking lenders messaged me I was like WOW because I never get that kind of attention walking down the street with my EBT CARD..its like im not even there .
So I get a message from a gorgeous lender. He looked like a light skinned James Brown...just drop dead gorgeous .the type of guy I always wanted but never could get. I didnt message him back for awhile because i knew he was out of my league, financially.
I messaged him back and he asked for my phone number. I was not expecting him to call me. He looked like the type of guy who can pull out multiple ebt cards ...so why was he interested in me ? Im broke. Im not gonna lie or pull no pouches...Im broke AND I got Aids.
So he called me this morning and I answered. He asked me what was I doing ..I told him I was going to Navy feed-the-hungry event at the pier. He said some words about where I live and I told him by navy pier and he said you should come over here and we'll watch a couple ebt fund management videos and how-tos and than we'll go to feed the hungry event and eat chili for awhile.
I said well i wasnt planning on actually feeding anyone online and to be honest, Im hungry. You are way too welloff for me so i dont want to waste your time.
He said i need more funds and he liked what he saw in the account etc. He made me feel comfortable ...so than he asked if i could send him some e-ebt info showing my future funds ...I told him im big on grits so I dont take pictures like that but if he want ill take some for him. I sent the ebt funds over and sent them to him. He than asked if i could take a picture of my general mills and juicy juice in the cabinet and send it to him......I took a picture of the juice and sent them to him but I kept the cereal inside my cabinet. I only sent them because he was so good looking once he took out that 500$ ebt card (with the tobacco and alcohol exemption) i felt like this was my only chance to ever be with a guy so
I kept looking at his dark ceasar cut and ashy elbows and I was like...just do it. Just take the chance ...this is your only chance.
So I sent him the funds he wanted more...different accounts ...I took them from my momma and sent them.
He said he wanted to see me... I strung him along for two hours because I was too tired . I was also nervous to meet him afraid he wouldnt like my choice of foods, aside from the JJ and cereal.
I finally decided to just go . I rode by my blue bike downtown to where he lived. I got to his gate (sweating and musky) and he called me from his window. Immediately I got shook up and nervous because in my heart i knew what i was doing was risky. He could've been a cereal killer...I pushed those nerves down and walked up his steps.
He answered the door in a some leather pants and a be all you can be army t shirt. His apartment was dirty as hell . Had a cardboard cut cutout of Al Green. I looked around the kitchen and then out the window. He led me straight to his bedroom ..His bedroom was just as dirty but I liked it...i dont know why. He asked for some shyt...I cant remember and than said well cmon Im ready to those funds . He texted me over the phone that he wanted to take a picture of me bent over doggy style holding a ebt card on my ass cheek. He asked me if he could touch my vagisil before taking the photo.. I told him no just, just the card and ass shot. He said alrite and began peeling a banana.
He had me pose in a doggy style position . He kept telling me to put my head down further and arch my back like Betty Crocker . I did what he said and out of nowhere he shoved his banana inside of me ...He was just banging away like a mad man. I was shocked ..and it hurt like hell. He pulled my card out of my hands and yanked me around . I wasnt moaning...I was tense and I was craving grits from the pain . He smacked my ass and pulled it out of me.
He looked down on his at his mishapen banana in pure disgust and said "you aint helping" . I dont like not being helped. You must not have helped for awhile and you didnt do anything . You just let me do all the work . Put your vagisil on you stank bytch."
I said you didn't give me any warning . He said "so what? You still couldve done something" At this point I put my bra on his bed so I could grab my socks...He looked at me and said "I dont like dirty ass bras on my bed" . I felt like pure trash. I was seething . My coochie hurt and I felt a piece of banana still up in me . I put my clothes on and he walked me to the door and said text me next week maybe we can go eat that chili if they open
He was so full of promise . I cant wait to hear from him again
Im still optimistic and I feel cleansed. Is my account overdrawn? I dont know...I knew going in most likely there'd be EBT videos involved, I didn't think it would be with a banana though. He wasn't even nice and he was rough and kicked me out afterwards. He even threw the banana peel at me....
I signed up for an online welfare assistance program(where they scout all the potential low income hoes...i mean workers like myself)...uploaded my pictures of my statement. I've never had funds ...beyond low funds(which yall already know that) so when all these good looking lenders messaged me I was like WOW because I never get that kind of attention walking down the street with my EBT CARD..its like im not even there .
So I get a message from a gorgeous lender. He looked like a light skinned James Brown...just drop dead gorgeous .the type of guy I always wanted but never could get. I didnt message him back for awhile because i knew he was out of my league, financially.
I messaged him back and he asked for my phone number. I was not expecting him to call me. He looked like the type of guy who can pull out multiple ebt cards ...so why was he interested in me ? Im broke. Im not gonna lie or pull no pouches...Im broke AND I got Aids.
So he called me this morning and I answered. He asked me what was I doing ..I told him I was going to Navy feed-the-hungry event at the pier. He said some words about where I live and I told him by navy pier and he said you should come over here and we'll watch a couple ebt fund management videos and how-tos and than we'll go to feed the hungry event and eat chili for awhile.
I said well i wasnt planning on actually feeding anyone online and to be honest, Im hungry. You are way too welloff for me so i dont want to waste your time.
He said i need more funds and he liked what he saw in the account etc. He made me feel comfortable ...so than he asked if i could send him some e-ebt info showing my future funds ...I told him im big on grits so I dont take pictures like that but if he want ill take some for him. I sent the ebt funds over and sent them to him. He than asked if i could take a picture of my general mills and juicy juice in the cabinet and send it to him......I took a picture of the juice and sent them to him but I kept the cereal inside my cabinet. I only sent them because he was so good looking once he took out that 500$ ebt card (with the tobacco and alcohol exemption) i felt like this was my only chance to ever be with a guy so
I kept looking at his dark ceasar cut and ashy elbows and I was like...just do it. Just take the chance ...this is your only chance.
So I sent him the funds he wanted more...different accounts ...I took them from my momma and sent them.
He said he wanted to see me... I strung him along for two hours because I was too tired . I was also nervous to meet him afraid he wouldnt like my choice of foods, aside from the JJ and cereal.
I finally decided to just go . I rode by my blue bike downtown to where he lived. I got to his gate (sweating and musky) and he called me from his window. Immediately I got shook up and nervous because in my heart i knew what i was doing was risky. He could've been a cereal killer...I pushed those nerves down and walked up his steps.
He answered the door in a some leather pants and a be all you can be army t shirt. His apartment was dirty as hell . Had a cardboard cut cutout of Al Green. I looked around the kitchen and then out the window. He led me straight to his bedroom ..His bedroom was just as dirty but I liked it...i dont know why. He asked for some shyt...I cant remember and than said well cmon Im ready to those funds . He texted me over the phone that he wanted to take a picture of me bent over doggy style holding a ebt card on my ass cheek. He asked me if he could touch my vagisil before taking the photo.. I told him no just, just the card and ass shot. He said alrite and began peeling a banana.
He had me pose in a doggy style position . He kept telling me to put my head down further and arch my back like Betty Crocker . I did what he said and out of nowhere he shoved his banana inside of me ...He was just banging away like a mad man. I was shocked ..and it hurt like hell. He pulled my card out of my hands and yanked me around . I wasnt moaning...I was tense and I was craving grits from the pain . He smacked my ass and pulled it out of me.
He looked down on his at his mishapen banana in pure disgust and said "you aint helping" . I dont like not being helped. You must not have helped for awhile and you didnt do anything . You just let me do all the work . Put your vagisil on you stank bytch."
I said you didn't give me any warning . He said "so what? You still couldve done something" At this point I put my bra on his bed so I could grab my socks...He looked at me and said "I dont like dirty ass bras on my bed" . I felt like pure trash. I was seething . My coochie hurt and I felt a piece of banana still up in me . I put my clothes on and he walked me to the door and said text me next week maybe we can go eat that chili if they open
He was so full of promise . I cant wait to hear from him again
Im still optimistic and I feel cleansed. Is my account overdrawn? I dont know...I knew going in most likely there'd be EBT videos involved, I didn't think it would be with a banana though. He wasn't even nice and he was rough and kicked me out afterwards. He even threw the banana peel at me....
wtf did I just read?
