Coli parents - Try this flexibility test on your kids please

[Complexion]

Meaning can they easily place their palms flat on the ground and then raise them to the sky whilst leaning back, face to the ceiling with a curved back?

Actually try that yourself as a test.

Reason why I'm asking is I've got a hypothesis:

A flexible body is a sign of a flexible mind. Yes, this has got something to do with the entire "raised on screens" and "back in my days..." thing but there is also an underlying aspect about modern society that most haven't noticed. After this test your kids will be living proof of my hypothesis if correct.



You'll know what you see when you see it but just in case anyone needs clarification on the categories:

Super flexible = speaks for itself. Above and beyond what you expected in terms of range, ease and overall body/mind connection in your seed. Same as or better than pics.

Average = realistically this shouldn't even be an option because any child before 10 should be liquid. Pick this if they don't reach the ground/can't fully lean or complain about it.

Super rigid = you'll have a SMH face when you see them attempting the pose as they'll barely pass their knees and back tilt will be tiny. Nowhere near guidance pics.



My prediction:

Over 70% of parents will be shocked to discover just how rigid their kids are in comparison to how freely they remember being able to move at their age. The pics have various pointers for good form/prevent cheating to get an accurate representation.
If you want to take it to another level add in your thoughts on their mentality/mindset and if it correlates with their range of body movement when you comment.

Oh, and be real. I can't give you ways to change if you're trying to create an artificial reality, OK?

 

[Software]

There is a mind body connection OP but I don't think it's necessarily this

I'm skeptical but gone head and continue breh

 

[Complexion]

There is a mind body connection OP but I don't think it's necessarily this

I'm skeptical but gone head and continue breh

Exactly, this is the missing link that is so obvious that most people haven't spotted it. I don't want to share too much at the moment until we get enough data in from Coli brehs and brehettes but once they've spoken I can share more of the hypothesis, its implications and ways to change because its an amazing realization about something which will become Self evident, but only once you've seen it.

 

[Mowgli]

I can touch the floor without bending my knees.

But I know Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

I'm not eating my damn knees though. And you not gonna have my son showing off these fukkboy stretches in school neither. Ol look what i can do ass n1gga?

FOH

 

[Still Benefited]

Yes,your children will need that flexibility to bend to the will of the European and their teachings


Flexibility is a mute point when your parents are brainwashed. But it may come in handy later,hopefully it wont be too late.