Coli Parents: How did you react when your kids walked in on you smashin?

[Ronnie Lott]

You know, you and your ol lady are gettin down to bizness

You think the kids are sleep


You think that you locked the door


You in there diggin in them guts



Then bam, Lil Man Man is in his feet pajamas busts in the room like while u got his mom bent up on the headboard goin HAM


What do u y'all do at that moment?

 

[skeetsinternal]

I literally did this when a chic's kid walked in on me and his moms back in the day and kept on stroking

 

[beenz]

man, talk about a mood killer. that shyt happened to me years ago, but it's a sure fire way to turn ur dikk into a wet noodle.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Sickening. Why not just make sure the door is locked.

 

[twan83]

You know, you and your ol lady are gettin down to bizness

You think the kids are sleep


You think that you locked the door


You in there diggin in them guts



Then bam, Lil Man Man is in his feet pajamas busts in the room like while u got his mom bent up on the headboard goin HAM


What do u y'all do at that moment?

man that shyt right there is on so many ways

but back too topic

my daughter walked in and said "Daddy What Are You Doing"

me: "i was like baby I'm just making her feel real good something u should never do ok"

her: "she was like oh ok is that why she was so loud saying papi"

me: "i was like and said yea she likes when daddy makes her feel good"

I'm going too hell for saying that shyt i know

later on i had a better talk since that was in the heat of the moment and i said that cuz i damn near climaxing

and told her look what you saw was something u shouldn't have seen its a grown up thing between boy and girl
u shouldn't do that till your a grown up at age 21 and in love but i prefer u too never do that though ok sweetie

she said ok and said dont worry daddy that looks like it hurts and no fun anyways and did this

 

[Ronnie Lott]

man that shyt right there is on so many ways

but back too topic

my daughter walked in and said "Daddy What Are You Doing"

me: "i was like baby I'm just making her feel real good something u should never do ok"

her: "she was like oh ok is that why she was so loud saying papi"

me: "i was like and said yea she likes when daddy makes her feel good"

I'm going too hell for saying that shyt i know

later on i had a better talk since that was in the heat of the moment and i said that cuz i damn near climaxing

and told her look what you saw was something u shouldn't have seen its a grown up thing between boy and girl
u shouldn't do that till your a grown up at age 21 and in love but i prefer u too never do that though ok sweetie

she said ok and said dont worry daddy that looks like it hurts and no fun anyways and did this

GATDAAM Bruh!!!

 

[marcuz]

Spoiler

 

[ChrisDorner]

I remember being like 4 & seeing my parents post sex & my dads dikk

It's the earliest memory I have, I just can't erase it

 

[tonyclifton]

we laughed

 

[twan83]

GATDAAM Bruh!!!

i know

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Spoiler

 

[Cat piss martini]

Sickening. Why not just make sure the door is locked.

not always that easy.
one time I was dropping a stove
off in this chick with such animalistic ferocity
that the little nikka came through that locked
door like B.A Baracus.
lad had a look on his face like the devil
had his mama....

 

[Poitier]

I literally did this when a chic's kid walked in on me and his moms back in the day and kept on stroking

You must have been fukking a non-Black woman cause you would have had to fight a nikka

 

[twan83]

Spoiler

that face says it all I'm done

 

[marcuz]

that face says it all I'm done

i'd like to think that tweet is fake and completely unrelated, but his facial expression really does say "i just saw my mom deepthroating a monster"