Coli Brehs, Let's Marvel At The Wonders Of Every Man's God Given Right...

[A.V.]

The EARLY MORNING DOO DOO...

Come on nikka foh u know TLR be dry as shyt and a nikka ain't lying...ain't nothing better than the feeling of waking up (or being awaken ) from deep sleep in the morning only to rush to the bathroom in a half squat, sitting on the porcelain throne and just airin it out on some booty trumpet shyt

Something about starting your day off on the toilet, shytting while on ur phone, tablet, laptop, magazine (item of choice) that just make a nikka thank the good Lord

Thank you Jesus for these wonderful vessels of waste you've bestowed upon us in all our ignorance

nikkas dont even know how good we got it





Wake up in the a.m........look at alarm clock.....yawn.......run to the bathroom.....

Spoiler

 

[Ohene]

morning wood piss is better / happens more often.

A nikka just let his boxers drop, put one hand onthe wall...point the johnson straight down and let it rip like

 

[sfgiants]

pissing in the sink at other ppls house >>>>>>>

 

[Fmju]

Man I know y'all nikkas had both at the same time

You gotta piss regardless when you wake up and that burger from Chili's last night you ain't move before you went to sleep come knockin at the asscrack of dawn

 

[Lana Kane]

Unladylike to discuss about my morning bowel movements

 

[Layla Hunnam]

Ew.

 

[Canada Goose]

pissing in the sink at other ppls house >>>>>>>

 

[A.V.]

pissing in the sink at other ppls house >>>>>>>

Yooooo! YOUSA DIRTY nikka!!!

Spoiler

but I feel u tho

 

[Illuminatos]

Nah, can't start the day off with a dutty a$$hole. I try to keep my shyttings right before I shower.

 

[Uncle Trill]

Doing this shyt right now

 

[Uncle Trill]

Unladylike to discuss about my morning bowel movements

 

[A.V.]

Nah, can't start the day off with a dutty @sshole. I try to keep my shyttings right before I shower.

Wait so nikkas can't shyt, shower & start the day? I thought that was pretty much a given.

Lmao nikkas reading comprehension is on Chief Keef levels if you thought the thread implied waking up, droppin a deuce and goin on about ur business and normal day wit a shytty ass..

 

[obarth]

pissing in the sink at other ppls house >>>>>>>

Why?

 

[ThumpDaddy]

Haha, I always called it my "Morning Glory". But if it doesn't happen at home, it always happens at work. But that's why I keep some Wet Wipes on deck at all times.

 

[itsyoung!!]

Nah, can't start the day off with a dutty @sshole. I try to keep my shyttings right before I shower.

wouldnt that be right after your morning shyt

or are you saying you dont shower in the morning