was fukking this girl at 2am on a park bench, then I heard a phone go off and theres a dude watching under a tree... he actually yelled "sorry" .... chick I was with actually turned round so he could get a better look at her.... smh.... told her to put on her clothes and went home
was driving while some chick was giving me a blowjob.... we stopped at the light , I didnt realise a an SUV had pulled up next to us and these three white guys were looking and giving me the thumbs up, the chick hid her head she was just embarrassed
got caught fukking a girl on the hood of my car by the cops, it was in an alleyway, I saw them pull in and looked up, the looked at me assessed the situation and slowly reversed out