Co-workers parking next to your stall in the bathroom UNAPPRECIATION

[Lakers Offseason]

So I go to the bathroom to do my morning dropoff. Got a printout of some articles and my smartphone to do my thing and drop the kids off in the pool.

There aren't too many dudes in my office and we got a 5 stall bathroom. You normally are there alone or if someone's there, you just go park yourself on the other end. So I go in this morning, found it empty, and went and parked myself at the last stall. Started doing my thing, and this dumb nikka came in and went into the stall next to me. I'm like, 'what the fukk yo'?

I flushed it immediately to give him the signal, like 'breh, go somewhere else'. This nikka didn't get the fukking signal, and proceeded to park his ass and started dropping bombs like he ate soup that didn't get digested properly. The fukk is wrong with people?

Ruined my shyt.

 

[Poppa_Dock]

i hate people like you who do that "yo gotta take my morning shyt" nonsense

there is no reason for having to shyt when u get to work unless you're one of those larry the cable guy type morons who get all giddy when they need to shyt

 

[Lakers Offseason]

i hate people like you who do that "yo gotta take my morning shyt" nonsense

there is no reason for having to shyt when u get to work unless you're one of those larry the cable guy type morons who get all giddy when they need to shyt

Breh, I take a shyt every morning like clockwork.

My company leases the entire floor so we don't share with other companies, our bathrooms are clean as fukk, and for the most part, everyone knows the rules of engagement.

 

[Food Mane]

at you

 

[Jesus]

i hate people like you who do that "yo gotta take my morning shyt" nonsense

there is no reason for having to shyt when u get to work unless you're one of those larry the cable guy type morons who get all giddy when they need to shyt

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I'm about to make some coffee and go take a morning shyt right now!

 

[SanchoPanda]

Nothing worse than a muthafuka choosing a urinal next to you when there's plenty of empty ones.

Learn the unwritten rules

The Urinal Game | Online Games

 

[Soundbwoy]

Take your morning shyt at home if you want privacy

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Nothing worse than a muthafuka choosing a urinal next to you when there's plenty of empty ones.

Learn the unwritten rules

The Urinal Game | Online Games

Urinal Game

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Take your morning shyt at home if you want privacy

I ain't forcing my shyt out until it wants to breh

It's got it's own schedule

 

[Skip b]

 

[kermit da hustla]

why is this nikka worried about who's in the stall next to his?

 

[Silver Surfer]

Cant front i hate when ninjas come to work first thing in the morning and shyttin up the place....

 

[Lakers Offseason]

why is this nikka worried about who's in the stall next to his?

So you're that nikka

 

[Carolina Slim]

I feel this man... That happens here at work. I try not to take dumps here, but sometimes the feeling is too powerful. I try to go all the way to the end, and then while I'm in there doing work, some idiot nikka will come right next to my stall and start blasting and squirting... Ruins my moment.