Club Soda is Probably One Of The Worst Drinks Ever Known to Man

Emperor Sol

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It's like Satan pissed in a bottle and gave it the lovely flavor of fizzy NOTHINGNESS just to make your soul burn slow as you drink it

At first I was like :ehh: I'll give it a try

*Takes a sip*

:dwillhuh:

*Takes another*

:aicmon:

*One more sip*

:scusthov:

*The final sip before I realize that it was a waste of energy pooring any of this bullshyt into a glass*

:rudy:
 

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President's Choice club soda literally just tastes like water with air in it. Something like this shouldn't taste like what it's made out of :why:

:russ:

As someone who went to uni in Canada this made me laugh out loud for real.
 

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:russ:

As someone who went to uni in Canada this made me laugh out loud for real.

PC tends to make decent products. Never anything great or too, too shytty but DAMN do I wish that I had not drank any of that shyt.

:sadbron:
 

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I like it cause it's like I'm drinking soda with out the bad stuff. It's more exciting than water.:troll:
 

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I think its used as a mixer, you know for stuff like flavored syrups
 

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i love seltzer. gotta drink it immediately though. its terrible flat
 

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you ever had tonic?

i dont see how people can drink that with ANYTHING!
especially something as nasty as gin, and mix those 2 nasty shyts together

:wtf:
 

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That's what I thought. I've never heard of people just drinking it by itself lol

In the Caribbean (St. Lucia specifically) they sell them shyts in small little bottles which would indicate to me that the makers didn't intend on them being used as mixers. Glad I didn't drink it way back or else I would have been much more disappointed. :merchant:
 
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