Chris Jericho…..The Seltzer Man…..lol

[Silkk]

New trademark filings by Chris Jerichoprovide an inside look at what to expect from AEW‘s most reinventive performer.

Last week (November 16), Chris Irvine, Inc filed three new trademark applications with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. According to the USPTO database, Jericho and attorney Michael Dockins applied to trademark the names:

• Christory
• This Day in Christory
• Seltzer Man

Christory in the Making​

The ‘Goods and Services’ usage descriptions for these new trademarks include:

• Entertainment services, namely, continuing video programs featuring professional wrestling, music, and popular culture accessible by means of computer networks, websites, video, web-based applications, and mobile phone applications
• Entertainment services, namely, continuing video programs featuring professional wrestling, music, and popular culture distributed via various platforms across multiple forms of transmission media
• Conducting of entertainment events in the nature of live stage shows discussing professional wrestling, music, and popular culture; Entertainment in the nature of wrestling contests; Entertainment services, namely, wrestling exhibits and performances by a professional wrestler and entertainer
• Entertainment services, namely, live appearances by a a professional wrestler and sports entertainer

Chris Irvine, Inc. holds trademarks to dozens of names and terms used by Jericho, including Chris Jericho, A Little Bit of the Bubbly, The Painmaker, The Ocho, The Wizard, Jericho Appreciation Society, Sports Entertainer, Million Viewer Man, Corazon De Leon and Mimosa Mayhem.

Expect to see “Seltzer Man” and “This Day in Christory” on AEW programming some time in the near future.

 

[Silkk]

The fukk is a Seltzer man


Maybe its a play on Meltzer or some shyt. He been tipping him off long enough

 

[Da King]

So you worship that Trump loving MAGA cac but AEW fans think they’re “hip”


You got to be a certified lame to find this shyt even 1% entertaining


See y’all at the watch party this weekend

 

[Silkk]

“You are ignoring content by this member”


Literally aint seen a post from Timmy slow ass in 2 years

 

[Da King]

if only I praised right wing cacs to fit in




Imagine thinking Jerikkko in 2022 is cool

 

[King Kai]

if only I praised right wing cacs to fit in




Imagine thinking Jerikkko in 2022 is cool

He thinks everyone in those arenas is there to sing his shytty music and drink his seltzer when really they're just there to watch Darby Allin fling himself over a second story balcony

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

if only I praised right wing cacs to fit in




Imagine thinking Jerikkko in 2022 is cool

Where in the OP did @Silkk say he was cool. He was just showing these dumb ass names he trademarked.

 

[Da King]

He thinks everyone in those arenas is there to sing his shytty music and drink his seltzer when really they're just there to watch Darby Allin fling himself over a second story balcony

These markkks thinking Jerikkko is the modern Prince and they’re doing backflips over Bow Wow like he’s Jay Z



AEW in the mainstream

 

[King Kai]

These markkks thinking Jerikkko is the modern Prince and they’re doing backflips over Bow Wow like he’s Jay Z



AEW in the mainstream

"OH MY GOD TONY, IT'S LIKE MIKE "

Crowd:

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

This man is 52 years old

 

[Riley Escobar]

Is Seltzer Man the tag partner of Curry Man

How many gimmick changes and new characters does this nikka want, seems like every two months he’s changing it up

 

[Silkk]

Is Seltzer Man the tag partner of Curry Man

How many gimmick changes and new characters does this nikka want, seems like every two months he’s changing it up

Yeah, I don’t even think he uses that dumb wizard shyt no more does he?

 

[King Kai]

Is Seltzer Man the tag partner of Curry Man

How many gimmick changes and new characters does this nikka want, seems like every two months he’s changing it up

He used to get props for reinventing himself during the light jacket + the list eras.

The problem now is - he's out of ideas and surrounded by yes men.

 

[CM_Burns]

Jericho was always this corny and goofy, I guess you guys are just noticing now because he has a beer belly.

 

[Doctor Wily]

Yea he's gonna die in that ring , such is the burden of a person who has hypercreative disorder.