Chris Deezy's Coli Manifesto

[ChrisDorner]

So it's a late Monday night, I'm watching a porno flick, lotion in my hand..

In the middle of stroking myself, I realized something.

I do this everyday

& then I looked at the porno with a different view, a view I never had before.

I laid there on my bed holding the ipad with disgust;

What exactly am I watching?

I'm watching a female get smashed by a guy on camera & im pleasuring myself to it

This can't be right

And as I came to that realization, I saw the man stand over the girl & bust his bust all over the girls face.. Something I would never, ever want to witness another man do in person.

Is this what my life has come to? Spending my nights watching a man get p*ssy?

That realization brought me to another harsh truth: I haven't gotten any p*ssy in months.

But I've never been one to judge a mans worth by the amount of p*ssy he gets.

That bought me to yet another harsh truth: I just failed out of college.

I was on academic probation & had to reach a certain GPA. I didnt take my classes seriously at all.

That was my parents money I wasted. I'm such a dumbass.

Now I'm about to enroll into community college, because I underachieved when I was given such a great opportunity.

No job, no bytches, & I failed out of college.

I picked up working out recently... It's probably to compensate for my failures in literally every other aspect of my life

& all of these thoughts hit me in the middle of a porno; I typed this with one hand, with the other covered in lotion, wrapped around my soft penis

I've hit rock bottom.

I need to start over, brehs. I just don't know how.

-Christopher "Chris Deezy" Dorner

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[observe]

Wow..the main part I took in to your manifesto is the part where you said he busted all over her face..I can't even make it that far breh..I watch the first minute to see what her bodies looking like in clothes..then fast forward the dikk sucking scene to the part where she's getting fukked doggy style..then I bust..I can't even make it to the end..haven't seen any face busting scenes in hella years..fa rilla..

 

[obarth]

Wash your hand, breh :stunnadahell:

 

[ThaRealness]

its actually a monday night not sunday

 

[ThaRealness]

Maybe knowing what day it is would be a good start

 

[Bean]

:choke:

 

[jalamanta]

I need to start over, brehs. I just don't know how.

-Christopher "Chris Deezy" Dorner

When are you gonna bless us with 20 Star () thread?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Videotape yourself telling your parents you failed out of college but you have the most 5 star threads on the coli. I guarantee you that's a 10 star thread my nikka.

 

[HowardHughes]

Time to join the #NO LIFE crew

 

[Captain Crunch]

Look forward to you getting your shyt together

 

[Filluminati]

5 stars

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Damn that's alotta shyt I ain't reading

 

[ugksam]

chris dorner coming online to make a thread about how he jacks off too much and doesnt have a job yeah you nad like 90% of the people on here

 

[Fmju]

You can start with not posting on here anymore. If your life is in shambles the last thing you need to be doing is trolling a message board. There's plenty more things you can be doin with your time to help your self. You've already made the first step though so when you get into community college just focus and you'll be alright nikka.