Chael Sonnen's list of demands to Dana White

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Chael Sonnen Issues Demands to UFC President Dana White

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First, Jello Biafra replaces Bruce Buffer as ring announcer," Sonnen said.

"Secondly, every fight I'm in must be a No. 1 contender fight or a title match.

If I lose, I get an immediate rematch until I win.

No media can look me in the eye, or they will be removed from the room. No.

5: Headset legalized through the commission so I can call my own fights. No.

6: No longer will I walk to the ring. I need to be carried.

No. 7: Keys to your least favorite Ferrari - I'm not asking too much.

No. 8: I can Skype or FaceTime my fights if I don't feel like flying.

No. 9 - and it's non-negotiable: tell 'GSP' to stop being such a [expletive]. I'll return his truck when I'm done with it."
 

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This guy stopped being entertaining after the 1st silva fight when it was 100% confirmed he's a gimmick and not just a typical sports radio caller (given test and some athleticism).
 

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This bum is still living off the fumes of the first Silva fight. Take away that fight (which he didn't even win) and there's nothing.

Unfunny and overrated chump.
 

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Say what you want about him, but Sonnen is probably the most entertaining fighter (outside of the ring) in either business right now (MMA or boxing).
 
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