Carlito Brigante is the stupidest "big" gangster in movie history

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almost everything he does is :mindblown:

Decides to go straight, but on his first day out:

goes to a 30k heroin deal
sees its about to bad, but doesn't do anything till his cousin gets his throat cut - decides to dikk around on the pool table instead
takes the money from the deal that went wrong
suspiciously walks past the police coming to investigate the shooting
starts sprinting a half block away, still in plain sight
pulls the stolen gun that has three bodies out on an innocent civilian
ditches the gun a block away from the murder scene
 

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Publicly sonning Bennie Blanco like that and not killing him was dumb too. Bennie even told him straight up he better kill him now or he's going to kill him.

He's a dummy. Klinefeld offers him a job managing the club but Carlito would rather strong arm his way in using drug money taken from his dead cousin. It's honestly the worst attempt at going straight I've ever seen.
 

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He's a dummy. Klinefeld offers him a job managing the club but Carlito would rather strong arm his way in using drug money taken from his dead cousin. It's honestly the worst attempt at going straight I've ever seen.

Gotta agree. Every decision was bad, but I think was meant to be the point of the movie. Carlito's "Way" was the only way he knew how to do it. That was his narrow vision and he didn't know any better.
 

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almost everything he does is :mindblown:

Decides to go straight, but on his first day out:

goes to a 30k heroin deal
sees its about to bad, but doesn't do anything till his cousin gets his throat cut - decides to dikk around on the pool table instead
takes the money from the deal that went wrong
suspiciously walks past the police coming to investigate the shooting
starts sprinting a half block away, still in plain sight
pulls the stolen gun that has three bodies out on an innocent civilian
ditches the gun a block away from the murder scene
at least he didnt get fired on his day off tho

:mjpls:
 

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no word of a lie, was watching this movie last week, and when it was done, i said "what an idiot" :mjlol:

even after that movie, had a chat with lil bro about consequenses in life

funny seeing this thread pop up
 
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