Can't nobody hold me doooown!

[The 2020 New Member]

Since april my life has taken a turn for the dramatic, brehs. Here are some highlights and more info in available upon request:

-lost my girl and all my side chicks/dikks
-my mom passed
-bombed on stage like 3 times in a row
-been fired from my job

But I ain't gonna let nothin kill me but life itself, broz.

I done got started on a reggaeton/punkish kinda band, found new love, filed for unemployment like a real nikka and kept my head up despite all this depressing shiiiiit.







































The real reason i made this thread is because i need like 2 or 3 more pos reps to be gray again. You don't heard it all...what more can i say to you?

 

[ugksam]

are you a stand up comedian?

 

[Chris Mauro]

 

[Heafcliffe]

Since april my life has taken a turn for the dramatic, brehs. Here are some highlights and more info in available upon request:

-lost my girl and all my side chicks/dikks
-my mom passed
-bombed on stage like 3 times in a row
-been fired from my job

But I ain't gonna let nothin kill me but life itself, broz.

Hey bruh, sorry for your family and job loss but.....@ the bolded.

Gotta say I admire your resilience. Nobody would fault you if you went postal.....at least, a little.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

are you a stand up comedian?

i don't get paid enough to tell jokes so i don't wanna claim that title but yeah.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Hey bruh, sorry for your family and job loss but.....@ the bolded.

Gotta say I admire your resilience. Nobody would fault you if you went postal.....at least, a little.

i mean i've had some moments. damn near got arrested for cursing out god in a supermarket parking lot and got hella turnt up on my ol' girl. i only throw that gay shyt in there to be funny, i ain't messed with a dude in years.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

So you was getting dikked down on the side

 

[Heafcliffe]

So you was getting dikked down on the side

you quoted the wrong dude.

 

[flusterose]

i mean i've had some moments. damn near got arrested for cursing out god in a supermarket parking lot and got hella turnt up on my ol' girl. i only throw that gay shyt in there to be funny, i ain't messed with a dude in years.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

LMAO! nah, i'm bi but let's not make this thread about that ish. it's jokes, brehs.

EDIT:
I did start the first LGBTQA(n978qrnf8) group on the Coli, dough.
http://www.the-coli.com/group.php?groupid=104
don't b scurred.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

just returning the favor bruh

 

[Ooh Marty]

Im still stuck on how he threw the "dikk" part in so casually :fancry:

Oan, op been admitted to being gay/bi tho

 

[ugksam]

are all your jokes about how youre sometimes a gay guy?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

you quoted the wrong dude.

So you was getting dikked down on the side

are all your jokes about how youre sometimes a gay guy?

not all of them. only half.

Spoiler

get it?

 

[Action Jackson]

Since april my life has taken a turn for the dramatic, brehs. Here are some highlights and more info in available upon request:

-lost my girl and all my side chicks/dikks