Candidates of "Worst Promo of 2013" ALREADY In January

[DaylitoJames]

Brehs the new year has only been a couple of days and ALREADY I've seen a lot of worthy promos given by the wrestlers today. Three has already had me :

1. Brodus Clay

2. John Cena

3. The Rock

Seriously... what the fukk? Who's teaching these young nikkas how to cut these lousy promos?

 

[StatUS]

None of those promos were worst than Ryback's.

Brodus Clay is in another category

 

[DaylitoJames]

None of those promos were worst than Ryback's.

Brodus Clay is in another category

Almost forgot about Skip Sheffield's promos so far...

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

@ that Cena promo

They were early and told him to go out there and kill some time or Vince challenged him to go out there and bomb.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

None of those promos were worst than Ryback's.

Brodus Clay is in another category

Wait, Ryback cut a promo?

 

[Heretic]

Yeah cena was cringeworthy

 

[ML29]

I'd like to nominate The Miz Tv segment with Ric Flair, Cesaro and Flair tried but The Jiz is simply hopeless as face no swag, a Cornball Cracker if you will.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

:riseabovehate:

 

[Heretic]

I'd like to nominate The Miz Tv segment with Ric Flair, Cesaro and Flair tried but The Jiz is simply hopeless as face no swag, a Cornball Cracker if you will.

Dude for real went back to his real world gimmick

 

[Sincere Noble]

: Its not supposed to good.

 

[PopOnCloud9]

It just seems to me that the whole roster is purposely trolling just for the fukk of it, except for Punk and Miz. Punk is just natural on the mic, and Miz sucks. Jay Lethal even got over with Naitch, the fukk is Miz's excuse

 

[DaylitoJames]

@ that Cena promo

They were early and told him to go out there and kill some time or Vince challenged him to go out there and bomb.

I can just imagine that conversation:

Vince: Cena we got a little extra time on our hands so go out there and troll the fukk out the fans, and add that the Rumble is this sunday while you at it.

Cena: You sure bout that Coke Boy?

Vince: You heard what I said nikka... and don't call me Coke Boy.

Booker T: Tell me he didn't just say "nikka" on MLK Day...

Punk: At least someone said it.

*Cena walking backstage after cutting worst promo ever*

Everyone Backstage:

Vince: The fukk was that out there?!

Cena: I did what I do best... see ya at the ppv Vince

Vince:

 

[FitzgeraldThomasGrant III]

I can just imagine that conversation:

Vince: Cena we got a little extra time on our hands so go out there and troll the fukk out the fans, and add that the Rumble is this sunday while you at it.

Cena: You sure bout that Coke Boy?

Vince: You heard what I said nikka... and don't call me Coke Boy.

Booker T: Tell me he didn't just say "nikka" on MLK Day...

Punk: At least someone said it.

*Cena walking backstage after cutting worst promo ever*

Everyone Backstage:

Vince: The fukk was that out there?!

Cena: I did what I do best... see ya at the ppv Vince

Vince:

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

:ppvbro:

Check the code. :ppvbro:

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Cena: You sure bout that Coke Boy?

Vince: You heard what I said nikka... and don't call me Coke Boy.