Came to my first African church this morning... It's been almost 3 hours

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

How much longer do I have brehs I'm trapped here cuz I'm supposed to eat with the family that invited me and help them with something later. We're watching a livestream and I'm still not sure of the local pastor is gonna give a sermon afterward A lot of the kids were being loud and crying and the pastor's wife got up like control ya kids or go outside, but in my mind I was thinking "TURN UP!!! "

 

[tater]

It's been three hours, so about 4 more. Then you may go out to eat with everyone and come back for evening service.

Good luck.

 

[@OffHalsted]

That cracker & grape juice go figure

 

[Turk]

African churches are the WOAT, especially with all the theatrics

 

[ThaBoyBam]

My wife dragged me to one a few years ago. I was ready to neg her in real life. Service was a little over 5 hours

 

[Turbulent]

Attend church brehs

 

[Apollo Creed]

10 to 2pm services

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

I'm tripping I been to another before but they weren't this long it was evening service though

 

[frush11]

African churches are the WOAT, especially with all the theatrics

Not mine, grew up in a Methodist fam. Church 90 minutes and none of the fukkery. Just some hymns, quick sermon. Then juice, cookies and donuts

 

[Wiles]

My wife dragged me to one a few years ago. I was ready to neg her in real life. Service was a little over 5 hours

 

[Illuminatos]

I haven't been to church since 2010.
So glad those days are over.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I dunno why you would subject yourself to that.

I don't miss the feeling of waiting on that door to open at the end of service.

 

[get these nets]

How much longer do I have brehs I'm trapped here cuz I'm supposed to eat with the family that invited me and help them with something later. We're watching a livestream and I'm still not sure of the local pastor is gonna give a sermon afterward A lot of the kids were being loud and crying and the pastor's wife got up like control ya kids or go outside, but in my mind I was thinking "TURN UP!!! "

Which African country and which denomination?

 

[graduation track six]

4 hours is standard. enjoy.

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

I’m on the couch