Calling all fight fans: the lesser of three evils

[joeychizzle]

Say you were in a fight. You're surrounded by these three guys: Alistair Overeem, Mirko Filipovic and Mike Tyson. You have to pick getting hit by one of them. A knee by Overeem, a left head kick by Filipovic, or a hook from Tyson.

A. Overeem

B. Cro Cop (Filipovic)

C. Mike Tyson

Personally, I'd rather take the knee from Overeem, because at least I won't suffer permanent brain damage or death. But then again there's dying from internal bleeding

 

[Jello Biafra]

I'm shooting all 3 of them on sight and staying pretty.

 

[joeychizzle]

I'm shooting all 3 of them on sight and staying pretty.

Humour me.

 

[puppetmaster]

The Tyson hook because you likely won't have much to panic about since you won't see it or feel it anyway. Plus boxers aren't generally gonna have that instinct to follow you to the ground and give you a few extras once you're out cold



-P-

 

[joeychizzle]

The Tyson hook because you likely won't have much to panic about since you won't see it or feel it anyway. Plus boxers aren't generally gonna have that instinct to follow you to the ground and give you a few extras once you're out cold



-P-

He had such ferocious power in his punches I'm thinking he might not need to follow through

 

[Jello Biafra]

Humour me.

Ok...the knee is out because that shyt is deadly; I hate feet and the idea of a motherfukker kicking me in the face is disgusting so it would be Mike by default.

 

[krackdagawd]

You tough guys can go ahead with that, I'm out

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

The Tyson hook because you likely won't have much to panic about since you won't see it or feel it anyway. Plus boxers aren't generally gonna have that instinct to follow you to the ground and give you a few extras once you're out cold



-P-

Mike Tyson was knocking nikkas out cold with 10 ounce gloves on...

He won't have to follow up on the ground cuz you'll be comatose...

 

[puppetmaster]

He had such ferocious power in his punches I'm thinking he might not need to follow through

Mike Tyson was knocking nikkas out cold with 10 ounce gloves on...

He won't have to follow up on the ground cuz you'll be comatose...

Hence why I chose Mike. I didn't pick him out of joy given the preference I'm gonna find a way to haul ass like @krackdagawd, Im a big guy but I ain't crazy.


I know I won't have to go thru feeling the KO. A headkick you got a shot at seeing just before it happens, a knee same thing. A prime Mike Tyson hook? You don't see that coming as a non boxer. You wake up with a loss of time


-P-

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Tyson/crocop hybrid