Buddy - "Internet Ass Boy" | **Coli Exclusive**

[Buddy]

It's time to join the pantheon once more Now TYPICALLY, I would say "Internet Ass Muhfukka" but for the purposes of this song, it's "Internet Ass Boy".... but what is that???


An "Internet Ass" ______ is an individual helplessly led and consumed by the antagonist rhetoric and "movements" of a demagogue-- primarily online--- and finds a sense of community. As a result, they mimic them and are far more likely than the average person to follow similar internet ass leader. Examples are ADOS, FBA, Red Pill, SYSBM, Passport Bros, etc... this one's for you

 

[Buddy]

Internet Ass Boy
Swayed by the gram and tweets
Whatcha gonna do when you grow up and have to face reality??
Will you acronym yo life, like damn fool?
Will you red-pill yo ass off, on that damn youtube?

Internet Ass Boy
You already know, how lame that shyt be
Cause you preach... suffering and misery

Internet Ass Boy, yo daddy. Is not online
HE HID THEM FAKE LOCS FROM YOU ALL don't you know that was sad sad old sign
How your grown ass deceived by words of another mayne?
The world is bigger than tweets-- and it ain't gonna change
You're too grown, you got lost in the sauce
If you don't wake the hell up the cot damn, count it all as your loss...
look at out yall!

....

Internet Ass Boy,
When when, when you can understand
All that shyt you stan yeah, hey hey!
It's just a damn hashtag
You gotta get a fresh breath! And learn things new
You gotta to fight the internet-aaa
Then you'll see, how others! could see the flaws in you...
Then my son, things will start to get better

Everything is happening offline (heyyyyeeeee yeah)
Everything is happening offline (everything's happening offline!)
Everything is happening offline (yeahhhh)
Everything is happening offline (bruh I swear, what the fukk is a "ADOS"?!)
Everything is happening offline (it's happening offline!)
Everything is happening offline (i don't pop "red pills" brother!)
Everything is happening offline (i don't care bout your passport)
yeah yeah...

 

[Buddy]

Ya'll download that thang

 

[FrontoBama]

Yo, how y’all didn’t fw this?

You not really a singer like that but the effort makes up for it

2023 Brehboard nominee for sure.

 

[Buddy]

Yo, how y’all didn’t fw this?

You not really a singer like that but the effort makes up for it

2023 Brehboard nominee for sure.

that was a hard song my voice is a lot deeper than that and if you can't tell I was kinda whispering
i ain't calling out someone one in particular tho and it's like a sawed off shotty, hitting home for alotta brehs that would usually pile in

 

[humminbird]

all you're missing is those singers they had in the back singing like a 70's song

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Ya'll download that thang

Oh shyt ciroq that you

 

[Buddy]

Oh shyt ciroq that you

 

[Roid Jones]

 

[Roid Jones]

Internet Ass Boy
Swayed by the gram and tweets
Whatcha gonna do when you grow up and have to face reality??
Will you acronym yo life, like damn fool?
Will you red-pill yo ass off, on that damn youtube?

Internet Ass Boy
You already know, how lame that shyt be
Cause you preach... suffering and misery

Internet Ass Boy, yo daddy. Is not online
HE HID THEM FAKE LOCS FROM YOU ALL don't you know that was sad sad old sign
How your grown ass deceived by words of another mayne?
The world is bigger than tweets-- and it ain't gonna change
You're too grown, you got lost in the sauce
If you don't wake the hell up the cot damn, count it all as your loss...
look at out yall!

....

Internet Ass Boy,
When when, when you can understand
All that shyt you stan yeah, hey hey!
It's just a damn hashtag
You gotta get a fresh breath! And learn things new
You gotta to fight the internet-aaa
Then you'll see, how others! could see the flaws in you...
Then my son, things will start to get better

Everything is happening offline (heyyyyeeeee yeah)
Everything is happening offline (everything's happening offline!)
Everything is happening offline (yeahhhh)
Everything is happening offline (bruh I swear, what the fukk is a "ADOS"?!)
Everything is happening offline (it's happening offline!)
Everything is happening offline (i don't pop "red pills" brother!)
Everything is happening offline (i don't care bout your passport)
yeah yeah...

 

[Tair]

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

 

[maxamusa]

wavy

 

[Brolic]