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Peep The Link!Men of the world, here's a piece of advice: There are many ways to bring happiness to your Johnson, but sticking a fork into it isn't one of them.
Just ask this 70-year-old Australian man who was rushed to the hospital after he attempted that very feat.
According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past.
"It is apparent that the human mind is inhibited let alone creative," the authors concluded.
This link actually shows the fork being removed! Scroll all the way to last 3 pages to view it!