Get fired for googling "How to merk ur boss and dispose of the head and legs"Me:
nikka...brother:
FUK NIKKA I GOOGLED HOW TO GET RID OF THE HEAD AND THE ARMS NOT THE LEGS, THEY LYINGMe:
bro: MAYNE, WHAT WE GONE DO?
Me: what u mean, what WE gone do?
bro: look bruh, just help me real quick, i need to ask my boss why he fired me but i gotta do it face to face, i aint gone be right till i hear it from his mouth
..Just drive me to the office so i can ask him then u aint neva gone see me again breh breh Me: Aight, lets go
bro: (we pull up to the front of the office) nikka pull around to the back
Me:
the back? for what?(brother in law pulls out a billy club and clubs my hand while its on the steering wheel)- nikka I SAID PULL AROUND TO DA BACK
GOOF ASS NIKKA.Me:
OWEEEEE (holding my hands)...OWWWWEE MANBrother: QUIT CRYING HOE
I AINT EVEN HIT U DAT HARD...back in by them dock doors and put DIS SHYT IN PARK..Me: Yes sir
(Brother hops out the car when his ex boss comes out the back door, im lookin thru the rear view mirror and see them arguing. Next thing i see is the boss put his finger in my brothers face and thats when it went left. Bro pulls out his billy club and clubs his boss behind his head as he's walking back to the door)
Bro: (Holding boss's limp body)
nikka POP DA TRUNK Me: (bro can see me in the rear view mirror like
)Bro: (carries the limp body to my door window)
NUCCA I SAID POP DA TRUNK WE GOTTA GO FUK NUCCA Me:
OK HURRY UP (pops trunk)(brother puts the body in the trunk and then gets in the car)
Bro:
u betta not tell my mama what i did. u know she got a bad heart Me: nikka, ITS A BODY IN MY TRUNK
TELL ME WHERE TO GO SO I CAN DROP YALL OFF.Bro: just take me to lil tyquan's crib..I appreciate all yo help bruh, yous a real nikka boi
ME: fukk U YOU DEMON YOU RUINED MY LIFE
I JUST WANT YOU GONE FOREVER HAAAALLPBro:
u want the billy club again?Me:
No sir.(We start hearing a knocking sound from the back seat, next thing we know the back seat falls down and its his ex-boss climbing through like a zombie wit a fractured skull)
boss: (stretching his arms through the opening in the back seat, he starts screaming and grabs onto my brothers back like)
bro: 
(brother and his boss are now in the backseat wrestling while im trying to drive)
(brother and his boss are now in the backseat wrestling while im trying to drive)
(I'm on a backroad doing 75 while they tussling in the backseat)
Me: 
aye bro, im bout to pull over...you good? (i look in the backseat and his boss is now vomiting in my brothers mouth while he got him pinned down to the backseat) 
yall nasty.
aye bro, im bout to pull over...you good? (i look in the backseat and his boss is now vomiting in my brothers mouth while he got him pinned down to the backseat) yall nasty.
Brother: WHY U AINT DOIN NUTHIN
WHY U AINT DOIN NUTHIN
Me: ( nikka I KNOW U CHEATED ON MY SISTER LAST YEAR WITH THAT OBESE INDIAN WOMAN NEXT DOOR...AND BECAUSE OF THAT..DIE nikka DIE 
(i undo my seat belt and jump out of the car at 80 mph, the car hits a pole about half a mile down the road, my brother in law flew to the front of the car, i can see his ass in the air from the back window )
nikka I KNOW U CHEATED ON MY SISTER LAST YEAR WITH THAT OBESE INDIAN WOMAN NEXT DOOR...AND BECAUSE OF THAT..DIE nikka DIE (i undo my seat belt and jump out of the car at 80 mph, the car hits a pole about half a mile down the road, my brother in law flew to the front of the car, i can see his ass in the air from the back window )
