Brehs, Y'all Ever Kick it w/ An Average Broad Over Her DVD Collection?

[Swiggy]

*You at this 3 star's crib, kinda feelin it, but not really*

"Yeah, I had a pretty good time with you tonight."

"Really?"

*feelin like *

"I mean, it was dope how you got that hole in one on that hippo hole at the putt putt, and all, but..."

*notice broad's dvd shelf*



"Wait till tomorrow, baby. We gon' Red Lobster, then we comin back to holler at that Battle Royale bluray you got!"

 

[Bud Bundy]

no my dvd collection is great so that works the other way around for me.

 

[Lil Wango]

U can't possibly be from Detroit

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

U can't possibly be from Detroit

 

[Mowgli]

I kicked it with an average girl because her fridge stayed stacked.

 

[GulfCoastGhost]

Average girl is the way to go
Hot girls are hot messes in the head with daddy issues

 

[_curb_]

reminds me of when jerry was seeing a woman for her toy collection

 

[Swiggy]

U can't possibly be from Detroit

The fact that I can afford an internet connection proves I can do better than the typical Detroit broad.

Sometimes, you just gotta go out into the world