Brehs, we were wrong. Pres. Obama isn't the magic Negro. It's Will Smith yall

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

All these yrs ppl have called Pres Obama the magic negro, but think about it:

Will Smith is the magic negro. He started out as a rapper and enjoyed relatively moderate success, and then became one of the most powerful actors in Hollywood.

When has he not put out a hit movie?

Even his bad movies were hits (The Pursuit of Happyness and I am Legend)

Will is the magical negro. And it's genetic.

Look at Jaden. This fool wears white batman costumes to weddings, and ppl laugh about it but nobody really clowns him.

Ppl just looked at it like, "that's the Smiths for you" and they left it alone.

If that ain't magical, I don't know what is.

 

[Mowgli]

Magic homosexual. Nothing magical about that.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Magic homosexual. Nothing magical about that.

you're proving my point!

it's been public knowledge all over the country for yrs that Will and his wife are swingers and we all know about his flings with Duane Martin.... but ppl still accept him!

Nobody even cares about that. They just like Will Smith.

Him and R Kelly are made of magic.

 

[Ricky Church]

All these yrs ppl have called Pres Obama the magic negro, but think about it:

Will Smith is the magic negro. He started out as a rapper and enjoyed relatively moderate success, and then became one of the most powerful actors in Hollywood.

When has he not put out a hit movie?

Even his bad movies were hits (The Pursuit of Happyness and I am Legend)

Will is the magical negro. And it's genetic.

Look at Jaden. This fool wears white batman costumes to weddings, and ppl laugh about it but nobody really clowns him.

Ppl just looked at it like, "that's the Smiths for you" and they left it alone.

If that ain't magical, I don't know what is.

Neg'd, One-Star.

those were two good movies, you dumb fakkit.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Even his bad movies were hits (The Pursuit of Happyness)

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Neg'd, One-Star.

those were two good movies, you dumb fakkit.

the magic of The Fresh Prince has hit the Coli

 

[Mowgli]

you're proving my point!

it's been public knowledge all over the country for yrs that Will and his wife are swingers and we all know about his flings with Duane Martin.... but ppl still accept him!

Nobody even cares about that. They just like Will Smith.

Him and R Kelly are made of magic.

No one cares because of their entertainment value. R kelly should obviously be dead

 

[Larry Lobster]

Oh i can't neg

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

it's been public knowledge all over the country for yrs that Will and his wife are swingers and we all know about his flings with Duane Martin..

da fukk ???

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

da fukk ???

This is public knowledge throughout the black community, breh.


are you a cac?

 

[Remote]

Will Smith is one of the most overrated actors of all-time.

And anyone who believes in Scientology is a moron.
But that's besides the point.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

No one cares because of their entertainment value. R kelly should obviously be dead

R Kelly is the voice of our generation and has done more to uplift minority communities around the world than anyone i can think of.

 

[mortuus est]

And anyone who believes in Scientology is a moron.

and believing in a white guy that looks like a hippy is the wave breh?

 

[Remote]

and believing in a white guy that looks like a hippy is the wave breh?

That's dumb too

 

[Lil Big Daddy]

This is public knowledge throughout the black community, breh.


are you a cac?

Yeah I'm white

FOH