Breh's if your girl, wifey or side piece you shacked up with ever tries to kick you out the crib...

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Look to this scene for pointers on how to kill that noise

Lt. Daniels deserved an Emmy for the level of realistic begging in this scene

24:34 - 25:34 beg your way back in the crib in exactly 60 seconds brehs

 

[stepbackj34spud]

Look to this scene for pointers on how to kill that noise

Lt. Daniels deserved an Emmy for the level of realistic begging in this scene

24:34 - 25:34 beg your way back in the crib in exactly 60 seconds brehs

5 star thread

 

[Cat piss martini]

her: catpiss i'm sick of yo shyt you gotta leave.
*unplugs 70 inch,packs up the xbox,forman grill,
3pack polo boxer briefs and tees,t-bone steaks,
chicken,mac and cheese,hawaiian breeze can of glade
and my "thurston howell style" polo bath robe*
her: you aint going nowhere!
me: hoe if you dont move
her: if I was worth it you'd fight for me.
me: yo mama aint shyt.
her: so you gonna leave without saying bye to my son.

me: fukk him....almost forgot my fruity pebbles
her:

 

[stepbackj34spud]

her: catpiss i'm sick of yo shyt you gotta leave.
*unplugs 70 inche,packs up the xbox,forman grill,
3pack polo boxer briefs and tees,t-bone steaks,
chicken,mac and cheese,hawaiian breeze can of glade
and my "thurston howell style" polo bath robe*
her: you aint going nowhere!
me: hoe if you dont move
her: if I was worth it you'd fight for me.
me: yo mama aint shyt.
her: so you gonna leave without saying by to my son.

me: fukk him....almost forgot my fruity pebbles
her:

 

[kingstl]

The dude in that movie was me years ago....
We would argue, then I'd go in the back and chill and that would be it until the morning and we'd forget about it. But soon as my car broke down and it was snowing it was a different ball game

Her: u aint shyt , hanging wit a bunch of ni99as all day like thats all that matters

Me: well make a nikka wanna come home, who wanna hear all this bullshyt all day

Her: WELL IF U DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT BYTCH!!!!!!

Me: what ever *heads to the back*

Her: Nah nikka i said bounce......Betta yet Im fina call the police

Me:



she picked up the phone, I ran out the back door in the snow and waited on the homeboy to pick me up

 

[Scientific Playa]

Fukk dat begging chit

Have a backup bish or two on deck

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Fukk dat begging chit

Have a backup bish or two on deck

sometimes its not that simple. some chicks wait until you're at your most vulnerable to strike.



and always during the winter time

 

[Scientific Playa]

sometimes its not that simple. some chicks wait until you're at your most vulnerable to strike.



and always during the winter time

fosho, it happened to me one time and i didn't have a backup ho, i was on that monogamy tip at the time. Chit wised me up and ain't never been back down that thirsty road ever again.

 

[JayYoung713]

her: catpiss i'm sick of yo shyt you gotta leave.
*unplugs 70 inch,packs up the xbox,forman grill,
3pack polo boxer briefs and tees,t-bone steaks,
chicken,mac and cheese,hawaiian breeze can of glade
and my "thurston howell style" polo bath robe*
her: you aint going nowhere!
me: hoe if you dont move
her: if I was worth it you'd fight for me.
me: yo mama aint shyt.
her: so you gonna leave without saying bye to my son.

me: fukk him....almost forgot my fruity pebbles
her:

I bout lost it once I read the bolded

 

[marcuz]

this captures the future of all these nikkas that believe they can live off a womans dime indefinitely

 

[King Poetic]

And he probably fukk the next day and never had to leave again

 

[↓R↑LYB]

her: catpiss i'm sick of yo shyt you gotta leave.
*unplugs 70 inch,packs up the xbox,forman grill,
3pack polo boxer briefs and tees,t-bone steaks,
chicken,mac and cheese,hawaiian breeze can of glade
and my "thurston howell style" polo bath robe*
her: you aint going nowhere!
me: hoe if you dont move
her: if I was worth it you'd fight for me.
me: yo mama aint shyt.
her: so you gonna leave without saying bye to my son.

me: fukk him....almost forgot my fruity pebbles
her:

Breakfast really is the most important meal of the day

 

[↓R↑LYB]

sometimes its not that simple. some chicks wait until you're at your most vulnerable to strike.



and always during the winter time

It really is that simple breh. If your broad isn't afraid of you, they'll pull shyt like that. My bytches know they can call the police if they want to. But in the 10-15 minutes it takes them to get their your ass belong to me

 

[Nino Brown]

her: catpiss i'm sick of yo shyt you gotta leave.
*unplugs 70 inch,packs up the xbox,forman grill,
3pack polo boxer briefs and tees,t-bone steaks,
chicken,mac and cheese,hawaiian breeze can of glade
and my "thurston howell style" polo bath robe*
her: you aint going nowhere!
me: hoe if you dont move
her: if I was worth it you'd fight for me.
me: yo mama aint shyt.
her: so you gonna leave without saying bye to my son.

me: fukk him....almost forgot my fruity pebbles
her:

.......................................

 

[Kalik]

that's some sad shyt


My cuz (the lazy one-mentioned in jbo) got kicked out from his baby moms one time. He came back she made him sleep in laundry room, and she had a new dude in bedroom...