Goon for hire
All Star
I’m gonna try to keep this shyt brief, but it all started last Tuesday when one of my nikkas that goes to UNCG told me that there was a girl in one of his summer classes he smashed a couple times and they were gonna chill and have a kickback to celebrate the summer session ending or some shyt (I’m not a college breh yet so I don’t know) and she was inviting some of her close friends that are still in Greensboro over the summer to come and my nikka was inviting some of his. At first I didn’t really want to go, but my mans was telling me how bad shorty and ALL her friends were, and I will never in my life pass up the opportunity to fukk a bad bytch, so I was like “fukk it I’m down”
So like I said I’m trying to keep this brief Friday afternoon rolls around and my nikkas come scoop me up, and we go to my boys spot early and start pregaming. We passed around 3 blunts and was drinking henny so by the time the hoes started rolling up I was already feeling good
but still cognitive and aware So I was at my sweet spot
so like I said, my mans said all of shorties friends were fine and he wasn’t lying
there was like 7 hoes that came through and they were all fine as fukk
so all of us were in this tiny ass apartment chilling, smoking and drinking with music playing. I was just chilling in the corner and smoking enjoying the vibe trying to see if I could catch a thot throwing me vibes and finally saw this Latina girl eying me down, so I said to myself “here’s my chance” and walked over to her on some
type shyt and start spitting the coldest game of my life 
brehs when I got that henny and weed in me I feel like the most confident nikka on earth, nobody can stop me. But anyways ol girl was definitely feeling me, she was touching me, smiling and laughing at everything I said, I ended up taking her to this dark ass corner nobody was at and I started grabbing on her titties and kissing on her, we started making out for like 30 minutes, finally I decide to escalate things and start whispering in her ear what I want to do to her and how good I was gonna fukk her
On some g shyt while I was rubbing on her thighs and between her legs finally she gave me that look and started telling me what she wanted me to do to her, How wet she was and shyt. So I grabbed her hand tried to guide her to one of the bedrooms and the door was locked,
apartment only has two rooms so we tried to go to the other one and that shyt was locked too she immediately told me she only lives like 15 minutes away at the village and that we can go back there. So since we’ve both been drinking and neither of us drove, she got us an uber. When we were leaving out of the apartment (one of my boys was clapping a chicks cheeks in the kitchen btw) my nikkas that was sitting in the living room near the front door with they hoes was surprised to see me leaving with one because I am definitely the quietest breh out of all of us and have always had to play the long game to get women. My nikkas was like
and I was on some
type shyt. Anyways it took like 10 minutes for the Uber to come and me and ol girl hop in and we are in the backseat and we are just kissing and fondling on each other the whole drive back to her crib. When we were getting out I gave the Uber driver 10 dollars for not putting us out
. So anyways we go up to her apartment and we had that shyt to ourselves, (as her roommate was at the party and probably getting dug out by one of my nikkas) Right before we started fukking and she was sucking on my meat she told me she never fukked a black dude before. Which just made me even hornier and made me want to fukk her even harder 
So anyways i turned on my Keith sweat playlist and I fukk twice raw, shot the club up twice too
no lie it was the best p*ssy I’ve ever had in my 19 years of life . We showered together and all that lovey dovey shyt afterwards. We layed down on the couch and start pillow talking and I actually started to get to know her on a personal level. 
We were talking for a long ass time when there was a loud ass banging on the door and we were both like wtf was that
then some cac started screaming at the top of his lungs at the door and banging on it on some “ISABELLE OPEN UP THE DOOR I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN THERE” 
“OPEN UP PLEASE ISABELLE BEFORE I COME IN THERE ON MY OWN”
I’m like “who the fukk is that?” And she was like it sounds like my ex. She went to her room, grabbed her robe, put it on and went to the front door and started telling dude to fukk off. He kept threatening to knock the door down and shyt and wouldn’t leave. I was like the whole time
and then she started telling this cac she was going to call the police if he didn’t leave. He disappeared for like 5 minutes and she started explaining to me how they just broke up a couple weeks ago and he was crazy and obsessive and shyt then we hear a bunch of noise on the balcony and look and see this big muscular ass cac standing on the balcony 
brehs I’ve never been more shook before in my life and then this motherfukker opened up the screen and glass and came inside the apartment he was looking at shorty on some
“HOW COULD YOU EVER DO THIS TO ME?” and they started arguing back and forth and she was calling him crazy, weird, telling him she was going to call the police and get a restraining order. Whole time I was quiet as a motherfukker, slipped my shirt on, grabbed my house keys, phone and wallet and started creeping to the front door like
because never in my life will I ever fight or DIE over a bytch. So I was just gonna leave her and her ex to figure out whatever the fukk they had going on. When I was halfway through the room the big buffoon cac was like “WHERE THE fukk DO YOU THINK YOURE GOING BOY? YOU THINK YOU CAN fukk PEOPLES GIRLS AND GET AWAY WITH IT?” And he fukking charged at me and swung
I dodged him and ran for the door, opened that bytch up and started jetting there was some stairs leading up to her apartment and this is where I fukked up, I started running down them too fast and hit my face on the fukking stairwell and busted one of my teeth and my mouth up and fell down the rest of the stairs. I fell down like 10 stairs, got back up and started running again didn’t even realize how bad I fukked my mouth up and that I left my shoes at her spot until I reached somewhere and just sat down at the bus stop bench at like 12 o’clock at night. I immediately started calling my boys up and none of these nikkas would answer for about 30 minutes. Finally I got through and told one of these nikkas what I did to my mouth and what occurred at shorties crib. nikkas was drunk as fukk and getting p*ssy and couldn’t care less. So I did the smart thing I should have done in the first place and called up my big brother, nikka answered on my first attempttold him the situation and what I did to my mouth and dude came and scooped me up from the bus stop and took me to the ER and I got stitches in my mouth and shyt. I’m going to need to get a crown on my tooth
On Saturday I was feeling kind of down and was just chilling out at home, spoke to some of my nikkas and two of of them came to see me, also the girl I smashed requested to follow me on ig, I accepted and we started talking on there, then she gave me her number and we started talking on the phone she told me her ex didn’t follow me out of the apartment because she started screaming at him, and that he finally left because she dialed 911 in front of him, and was talking with the police dispatcher describing her exes physical appearance and that he had broke into her home. Said she was pressing charges and he’s going to get arrested and shyt.
She also told me that her ex found out that she had taken me home because her friends were posting on their ig and snaps of everyone at the party and in a few of the videos we were close to each other and We were touching all over each other(before I took shorty to the corner) he started going beserk messaging her friends (she has him blocked on all social media) and one of them told him that she left with a dude, which is why he apparently decided to show up at her spot.
Nothing has really happened since then, I’ve just been talking with the girl (she wants to meet up again, she already came to my house and gave me my shoes) and I been talking to some other hoes and chilling in the house as usual, my lips are still a little bruised up and I don’t go to see the orthodontist until tomorrow. My sister in law told me I’m going to have to get a plastic crown, then they’re going to model my tooth and get me a new one in a few weeks which will feel just like my old one which is cool I guess. She also told me that I got lucky as hell that I only fukked up 1 tooth because usually someone that suffers trauma to the mouth like that has a concussion and several busted teeth
My brother told me he will pay for it for me so I can keep saving my money up for college in August without killing my pocket.
But yeah anyways thecoli, shyt was crazy as hell,
Pics of my tooth and mouth, shyt looked a lot worse before, and swelling has gone down a whole bunch:
Pictures of one of me and her dms, she kept apologizing for everything and this was of the many instances in which she kept repeating herself :
Picture of thot from her ig:
Tldr: i go to a party, fukked a girl, her ex pulls up at her place, I fall down some steps and crack my tooth, getting a crown
So like I said I’m trying to keep this brief Friday afternoon rolls around and my nikkas come scoop me up, and we go to my boys spot early and start pregaming. We passed around 3 blunts and was drinking henny so by the time the hoes started rolling up I was already feeling good
but still cognitive and aware So I was at my sweet spotso like I said, my mans said all of shorties friends were fine and he wasn’t lying
there was like 7 hoes that came through and they were all fine as fukk so all of us were in this tiny ass apartment chilling, smoking and drinking with music playing. I was just chilling in the corner and smoking enjoying the vibe trying to see if I could catch a thot throwing me vibes and finally saw this Latina girl eying me down, so I said to myself “here’s my chance” and walked over to her on some
brehs when I got that henny and weed in me I feel like the most confident nikka on earth, nobody can stop me. But anyways ol girl was definitely feeling me, she was touching me, smiling and laughing at everything I said, I ended up taking her to this dark ass corner nobody was at and I started grabbing on her titties and kissing on her, we started making out for like 30 minutes, finally I decide to escalate things and start whispering in her ear what I want to do to her and how good I was gonna fukk her
apartment only has two rooms so we tried to go to the other one and that shyt was locked too she immediately told me she only lives like 15 minutes away at the village and that we can go back there. So since we’ve both been drinking and neither of us drove, she got us an uber. When we were leaving out of the apartment (one of my boys was clapping a chicks cheeks in the kitchen btw) my nikkas that was sitting in the living room near the front door with they hoes was surprised to see me leaving with one because I am definitely the quietest breh out of all of us and have always had to play the long game to get women. My nikkas was like and I was on some type shyt. Anyways it took like 10 minutes for the Uber to come and me and ol girl hop in and we are in the backseat and we are just kissing and fondling on each other the whole drive back to her crib. When we were getting out I gave the Uber driver 10 dollars for not putting us out. So anyways we go up to her apartment and we had that shyt to ourselves, (as her roommate was at the party and probably getting dug out by one of my nikkas) Right before we started fukking and she was sucking on my meat she told me she never fukked a black dude before. Which just made me even hornier and made me want to fukk her even harder So anyways i turned on my Keith sweat playlist and I fukk twice raw, shot the club up twice too no lie it was the best p*ssy I’ve ever had in my 19 years of life . We showered together and all that lovey dovey shyt afterwards. We layed down on the couch and start pillow talking and I actually started to get to know her on a personal level. We were talking for a long ass time when there was a loud ass banging on the door and we were both like wtf was that then some cac started screaming at the top of his lungs at the door and banging on it on some “ISABELLE OPEN UP THE DOOR I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMEBODY IN THERE” “OPEN UP PLEASE ISABELLE BEFORE I COME IN THERE ON MY OWN”I’m like “who the fukk is that?” And she was like it sounds like my ex. She went to her room, grabbed her robe, put it on and went to the front door and started telling dude to fukk off. He kept threatening to knock the door down and shyt and wouldn’t leave. I was like the whole time
and then she started telling this cac she was going to call the police if he didn’t leave. He disappeared for like 5 minutes and she started explaining to me how they just broke up a couple weeks ago and he was crazy and obsessive and shyt then we hear a bunch of noise on the balcony and look and see this big muscular ass cac standing on the balcony brehs I’ve never been more shook before in my life and then this motherfukker opened up the screen and glass and came inside the apartment he was looking at shorty on some
I dodged him and ran for the door, opened that bytch up and started jetting there was some stairs leading up to her apartment and this is where I fukked up, I started running down them too fast and hit my face on the fukking stairwell and busted one of my teeth and my mouth up and fell down the rest of the stairs. I fell down like 10 stairs, got back up and started running again didn’t even realize how bad I fukked my mouth up and that I left my shoes at her spot until I reached somewhere and just sat down at the bus stop bench at like 12 o’clock at night. I immediately started calling my boys up and none of these nikkas would answer for about 30 minutes. Finally I got through and told one of these nikkas what I did to my mouth and what occurred at shorties crib. nikkas was drunk as fukk and getting p*ssy and couldn’t care less. So I did the smart thing I should have done in the first place and called up my big brother, nikka answered on my first attempttold him the situation and what I did to my mouth and dude came and scooped me up from the bus stop and took me to the ER and I got stitches in my mouth and shyt. I’m going to need to get a crown on my toothOn Saturday I was feeling kind of down and was just chilling out at home, spoke to some of my nikkas and two of of them came to see me, also the girl I smashed requested to follow me on ig, I accepted and we started talking on there, then she gave me her number and we started talking on the phone she told me her ex didn’t follow me out of the apartment because she started screaming at him, and that he finally left because she dialed 911 in front of him, and was talking with the police dispatcher describing her exes physical appearance and that he had broke into her home. Said she was pressing charges and he’s going to get arrested and shyt.
She also told me that her ex found out that she had taken me home because her friends were posting on their ig and snaps of everyone at the party and in a few of the videos we were close to each other and We were touching all over each other(before I took shorty to the corner) he started going beserk messaging her friends (she has him blocked on all social media) and one of them told him that she left with a dude, which is why he apparently decided to show up at her spot.
Nothing has really happened since then, I’ve just been talking with the girl (she wants to meet up again, she already came to my house and gave me my shoes) and I been talking to some other hoes and chilling in the house as usual, my lips are still a little bruised up and I don’t go to see the orthodontist until tomorrow. My sister in law told me I’m going to have to get a plastic crown, then they’re going to model my tooth and get me a new one in a few weeks which will feel just like my old one which is cool I guess. She also told me that I got lucky as hell that I only fukked up 1 tooth because usually someone that suffers trauma to the mouth like that has a concussion and several busted teeth
My brother told me he will pay for it for me so I can keep saving my money up for college in August without killing my pocket.
But yeah anyways thecoli, shyt was crazy as hell,
Pics of my tooth and mouth, shyt looked a lot worse before, and swelling has gone down a whole bunch:
Pictures of one of me and her dms, she kept apologizing for everything and this was of the many instances in which she kept repeating herself :
Picture of thot from her ig:
Tldr: i go to a party, fukked a girl, her ex pulls up at her place, I fall down some steps and crack my tooth, getting a crown
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saw that you took off running because the pawg you fukked ex CAC boyfriend came after you fell
