Brehs, check out this Conservapedia website, this **** got me :russ: :dead:

[Da King]

E=mc² - Conservapedia

E=mc² is Einstein's famous formula which asserts that the energy (E) which makes up the matter in any body is equal to the square of the speed of light (c²) times the mass (m) of that body.[1] It is a statement that purports to relate all matter to energy. In fact, no theory has successfully unified the laws governing mass (i.e., gravity) with the laws governing light (i.e., electromagnetism), and numerous attempts to derive E=mc² in general from first principles have failed. Political pressure, however, has since made it impossible for anyone pursuing an academic career in science to even question the validity of this nonsensical equation. Simply put, E=mc² is liberal claptrap.

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[Brown_Pride]

Biblical Scientific Foreknowledge predicts that a unified theory of all the laws of physics is impossible, because light and matter were created at different times, in different ways, as described in the Book of Genesis.

oh jeebus.... this shyt makes it so hard to spread the message of JC.

Not only that but they were created teh same way....
"LET THERE BE [insert]"

 

[Brown_Pride]

Conservapedia proven right - Conservapedia

LOL i guess on everything NOT on this page we can assume they have been proven wrong?

 

[The Real]

The crazy thing about that place is that it's not a joke. When I first encountered it years ago, I figured it was satire because it was hilarious, but turns out it's totally serious. It was started by crazy ass Phyllis Schlafly's son.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

It's also proof of how much the homophobic right secretly craves the cawk:


What Do Conservatives Spend Their Time Thinking About? - The Agonist

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

The crazy thing about that place is that it's not a joke. When I first encountered it years ago, I figured it was satire because it was hilarious, but turns out it's totally serious. It was started by crazy ass Phyllis Schlafly's son.

Damn...from that e=mc2 quote I really thought it was a parody. Gotta bookmark it for later lulz.

 

[714562]

Overrated Sports Stars - Conservapedia

LeBron James — 2012's NBA Finals MVP is far from the best player in the NBA, he is way overrated by the liberal ESPN compared to Christian Kevin Durant, who outscored James and Bryant in the Olympics. It has also been reported that James has expressed sympathy for the Naxalbari movement in india, a group with known leftist leanings (and no basketball team).

Magic Johnson — lucky enough to play on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Lakers to win some titles, but was crushed by Michael Jordan and the Bulls; no problem, Magic was a critic of President George H.W. Bush, which thrilled liberals. People look at him, and say, 'Hey, it's OK to get HIV because I'm living with it.' That is the wrong message.

Andre Agassi — his rival Pete Sampras was far better, but Sampras is conservative. Agassi is a big donor to Democrat politicians.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Overrated Sports Stars - Conservapedia

LeBron James — 2012's NBA Finals MVP is far from the best player in the NBA, he is way overrated by the liberal ESPN compared to Christian Kevin Durant, who outscored James and Bryant in the Olympics. It has also been reported that James has expressed sympathy for the Naxalbari movement in india, a group with known leftist leanings (and no basketball team).

Magic Johnson — lucky enough to play on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Lakers to win some titles, but was crushed by Michael Jordan and the Bulls; no problem, Magic was a critic of President George H.W. Bush, which thrilled liberals. People look at him, and say, 'Hey, it's OK to get HIV because I'm living with it.' That is the wrong message.

Andre Agassi — his rival Pete Sampras was far better, but Sampras is conservative. Agassi is a big donor to Democrat politicians.

This has to be a joke.

 

[zerozero]

Overrated Sports Stars - Conservapedia

LeBron James — 2012's NBA Finals MVP is far from the best player in the NBA, he is way overrated by the liberal ESPN compared to Christian Kevin Durant, who outscored James and Bryant in the Olympics. It has also been reported that James has expressed sympathy for the Naxalbari movement in india, a group with known leftist leanings (and no basketball team).

Magic Johnson — lucky enough to play on Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's Lakers to win some titles, but was crushed by Michael Jordan and the Bulls; no problem, Magic was a critic of President George H.W. Bush, which thrilled liberals. People look at him, and say, 'Hey, it's OK to get HIV because I'm living with it.' That is the wrong message.

Andre Agassi — his rival Pete Sampras was far better, but Sampras is conservative. Agassi is a big donor to Democrat politicians.

 

[Robbie3000]

Boomer Esiason — the liberal media like how he criticizes conservative Tim Tebow, but Esiason couldn't get the job done himself when he was a player: Esiason failed to win championships despite expectations.

 

[Robbie3000]

The Hydroplate Theory is Walt Brown’s theory of the Global Flood. According to it, half of today’s ocean water lay deep underground—very deep. Ten miles deep. About 4400 years ago, the ten-mile-thick crust cracked open and let all that water out. It came out with enough force to throw vast amounts of water, rock and mud – one percent of the total weight of the Earth – into space. That water, rock and mud persist as comets, asteroids, and meteoroids.

Brown explains how comets formed in the micro-gravity of space. (Even a hand-sized rock, far enough away from any planet or moon, can become an orbital primary and make other, lighter-weight objects fall into it.) He also shows that such comets would fly off from earth in all directions. That’s why comets today have orbits going off in all directions. And Brown defies anyone to explain the Mercury ice (or the lunar or Martian ice, either) by any other theory of where comets came from. (Brown also knew about the Mercury ice twenty years ago, when NASA first suggested it.)

And the organic matter? Anything from germs to shrubs, that the escaping water, rock and mud carried with it. In fact, Lawrence, in the Science paper, says the ice melted when it crashed, then re-froze, with the dark organic layer on top. According to the First Law of Thermodynamics, it could do nothing else.

 

[Handsback]

It's like entering the twilight zone. C'mon @The Real are you sure this isn't a parody? I just haven't heard of conservative words before.

Essay:Best New Conservative Words - Conservapedia

 

[The Real]

It's like entering the twilight zone. C'mon @The Real are you sure this isn't a parody? I just haven't heard of conservative words before.

Essay:Best New Conservative Words - Conservapedia

Conservapedia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

some girl gave me the liberal claptrap the other night

ima spend some time digging through this, should be some good laughs

 

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