Brehs, A Dog Almost Killed Me Today

[gangreen]

So I have been having this beef with a dog on my weekly running route for weeks now

I usually have my head phones in, oblivious to anything except cars when I hit an intersection. I live in a suburban area. I usually run on the sidewalks.

It started when I was running on the sidewalk and this big behemoth of a German Shepard popped his paws on the fence with his head sticking out looking like this

and barked loud as shyt


Gave me a heart attack, I am not afraid of dogs but it was just a surprise. So I just moved my ass across the street and continued running.

He did this again two weeks in a row.

So to avoid any shyt, I started running on the opposite side of the street.

This muhfukker noticed that I have alternated my running pattern and every time I start running on his block he starts barking loud as shyt, trying to get me shook. running back and forth around the fence peeking his head out and barking.

. I think that nikka is a racist dog.



I was having a bad week last week and I got mad when I saw this nikka acting a fool

So I began trolling his ass and slapped his fence when I ran passed his territory , trying to show this nikka who is dominate

.

I did it successfully . This nikka was just lookin at me and I was like


So I go running today, and this nikka was ready for my ass. I run across on the opposite side of the street, wanting no problems.

and this nikka saw me and literally jumped the fence on some The Sandlot shyt.

I stopped couldn't believe what I was seeing.... He was coming fast. I was like and then I was like and I booked it. Ran into someones yard and jumped mad fences onto other people's yards. Heart beating out of my chest Thinking this will be a fukked up way to die.


I didn't even notice this nikka stopped chasing me.

Right now I'm jus glad to be alive , I am switching up my running route .... that nikka got it.

and

What the fukk is wrong with this dog's owner, having this nikka off his leash, knowing that fence won't hold his big ass back. What happens if I was a little kid walking home from school,

You guys think I should call the cops on his/her ass.

 

[Sad Bunny]

 

[Ooh Marty]

that muthafukka smelt yo fear, breh

 

[kp404]

There is an episode of Sienfeld where New man "dealt with" a dog that was irritating Elaine...I suggest watching the episode and following suit

 

[PicoRoscoe]

I hope he kills your ass next time you slip up, friend.

 

[the artist known az]

German Shepards are the devil...once they learn to jump that fence, it's a wrap

 

[Nino Brown]

The visuals

If ever there were racist dogs they'd be German Shepherds.. I never thought about it before, maybe that's why they roll with police

 

[the cac mamba]

report that shyt, thats fukkin dangerous

 

[ChrisDorner]

he was waiting for a piece of dat ass for weeks he was gonna fukk yo shyt up

 

[el_oh_el]

Run..turn around...and kick that motherfukker square in the chin

Bet he wont chase you no more...

 

[PicoRoscoe]

Establish your dominance and bite him.

 

[cleanface coney]

thas yo ass Mista Postman

 

[Yoda]

WOW

 

[Jesus]

Report that shyt...smh @ the possibility of a kid or elder getting bit.

 

[MikeBrownsJob]

there's a reason why certain neighborhoods ban these types of dogs There is absolutely no reason to have a German Shepard or PitBull or rotweiler