*me talking to the stewardess*
stewardess: would you like a drink?
me: i'm gonna need to be refunded.
stewardess:
me: I didnt choose this airline to hear vulgarity.
stewardess: i understand.
me: the smell of sulfur 8 and cucumber melon is putrid.
stewardess: i'll make sure youre takin care of sir.
me: patron and lime please and take this hot dub.
stewardess:
me: my word i just saw chocolate tittys shyt....this is wrong.
stewardess: youre getting every damn dime back sir!
*stewardess walks off*
me: coochie pink booty hole brown!