Breh... Name a species more fukked up to be than a turtle? God doesn't like turtles

[Carlton Banks]

Think about it. One false move and it's over. You fall on your back and you're not next to something vertical standing or unless the wind is blowing hard, you're fukked! Unless you were one of the few turtles blessed with long arms.

And the worst part is, it's not like you just die instantly. You're just sitting there waiting to die. You get dehydrated first, might be sitting in the blazing hot sun, or you might be cold and freezing your balls off. Might get delirious from being upside down for so long. Starving, lonely, tired from the anxiety, etc

And what's crazier... Yeah a turtle has a shell to hide and protect itself in... But what's the point if they're slow as fukk??? You were basically only created to play defense, but you can't even run or fly if need be. God doesn't like turtles breh .

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Damn this is kinda true. Never thought about it lol​

 

[Mike Nasty]

And you have the baby turtles fresh out of the egg running for their lives to make it to the sea before they are eaten.

But don't some turtles live for 100s of years?

 

[darealvelle]

And you have the baby turtles fresh out of the egg running for their lives to make it to the sea before they are eaten.

But don't some turtles live for 100s of years?

Tortoise can live for 100 years

 

[blaccbeard]

Considering they claim there are turtles that are older than the United States that are still alive, idk man, they're like the only creatures on earth that got that kinda longevity

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Explain a scenario where a turtle would end up on its back like that, especially if its not next to something vertical that it was tryna climb for example and it fell over. Never once seen a turtle in the stick that fool is in the pic OP posted.

 

[TL15]

I mean they also have a protective outer shell that is nearly impenetrable to most predators

They live insanely long lives

And ain’t no turtle hoes running away from turtle brehs


Overall it’s a toss up

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

They love long as hell tho. If you 200 years old, you probably know the turtle lifestyle better than anyone and can survive anything.

 

[Carlton Banks]

The living 100+ years thing is to compensate for how slow they are. It pretty much equals up to the average human.

 

[010101]

you could make the case god doesn't like any form of life really*

 

[Da_Eggman]

I’ll be honest most turtles I’ve encountered ain’t shyt

 

[Rakim Allah]

Considering they claim there are turtles that are older than the United States that are still alive, idk man, they're like the only creatures on earth that got that kinda longevity

Live as a turtle for 250 years, brehs.

 

[Max Goonberg]

you could make the case god doesn't like any form of life really*

*

 

[BXKingPin82]

shyt would never happen to Raphael.
:smoothhoffa:

 

[Geek Nasty]

Hall of fame defense nikka