Breaking: Old man decimated by falling cat, “loyal” dog attempts to play with assassin...

[987654321]

*I have no idea what the explanation is for this shyt.
** #dogset lookin bad outchea
***It’s only so long fake thugs can pretend

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

that wasn't even his dog but that is most likely his cat

 

[King Poetic]

Dog look like a warn out dish rag that just got out of the dryer

 

[42 Monks]

Man slumped the fukk out

Imagine buying your dog chuck taylors and they won't even step to your killer in earnest

 

[NoMorePie]

Why is the dog wearing shoes

 

[It's been real]

@Obreh Winfrey @John Brown

@RhapSaDiddy

 

[42 Monks]

Why is the dog wearing shoes

So he can tap dance better

 

[Another Man]

Why is the dog wearing shoes

To get away quick
You know a dog wearing shoes is sweet

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

BUY SHOES FOR YOUR DOG BREHS.

EDIT: WHERE DID THE CAT EVEN FALL FALL FROM?

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

@Obreh Winfrey @John Brown

@RhapSaDiddy

Wooooow but if this was a pitbull attack y'all would be crying. I'm book marking this thread

 

[keond]

Im not even going to try to wonder why the dog has on shoes but damn how far was the cat up in the sky to knock out cold a full grown man? My daughters cat weighs 8 lbs

 

[8WON6]

when the dog looked and saw the cat I lost it. He figured it out.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

*I have no idea what the explanation is for this shyt.
** #dogset lookin bad outchea
***It’s only so long fake thugs can pretend

This is the funniest shyt I seen it years. I think I passed out, slumped like ol dude , came back to life, then proceeded to laugh so hard I couldn't catch my breath. I'm crying, sweating, core is hurting. Drop that p*ssy on they head and kill em

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

that wasn't even his dog but that is most likely his cat

 

[It's been real]

Wooooow but if this was a pitbull attack y'all would be crying. I'm book marking this thread

C'mon breh it fukking fell out a tree or something, get a sense of humour