Option 1. Shoot a video full of bytches with big tittays and phat asses wearing basically nothing
Get a hot ass beat with bass that drowns out the verses
Make a catchy sing-a-long hook that sounds like a third grade spring concert
Rock some fake dreads and you're on your way to 106 and park
Option 2. Shoot a video in the desert. Partially expose one of your humps. Its provocative and gets the ladies panties wet
Dumb down your lyrics. Not only is it easier for us to follow,you'll double your dollar. Steal lyrics from other hot artist and just say you're bigging them up:sickcamel: Then turn around and diss them to let everyone know your better than them. Even if they're dead
Option 3. Go in the booth and stan NaS:naswon: Then post a link to your song in the N-A-S-T-Y thread and type BraaaaveHeaaaart after that. And don't forget to call Intellectual Reciprocal a fakkit
NaS stans love that