Book WWE using Neckbeard logic

[John Reena]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Not even an example?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

This is going to be a fun thread

fukk it...

*Vince Russo voice*

• The divas revolution will wrestle in mandatory mud in the pond matches (preferably in bra and panties)
• Nakamura will have every Smackdown belt across the arms ala Ultimo Dragon
• Raw will be hosted at Full Sail for now on
• Daniel Bryan will make a return and die in the ring because ratings
• Asuka will be in the main event picture to go against Brock Lesnar for the title
• Raw will be down to a hour with the Cruiserweights to politely fukk off
• Roman Reigns will be a jobber to every mid carder from NXT
• Sami and KO will have their own talk segment that will last for 30 minutes tops
• I will bring back the hardcore title and have Dean Ambrose become champion where weapons and blood will not only be welcome but allowed.

 

[Amor fati]

This is going to be a fun thread

fukk it...

*Vince Russo voice*

• The divas revolution will wrestle in mandatory mud in the pond matches (preferably in bra and panties)
• Nakamura will have every Smackdown belt across the arms ala Ultimo Dragon
• Raw will be hosted at Full Sail for now on
• Daniel Bryan will make a return and die in the ring because ratings
• Asuka will be in the main event picture to go against Brock Lesnar for the title
• Raw will be down to a hour with the Cruiserweights to politely fukk off
• Roman Reigns will be a jobber to every mid carder from NXT
• Sami and KO will have their own talk segment that will last for 30 minutes tops
• I will bring back the hardcore title and have Dean Ambrose become champion where weapons and blood will not only be welcome but allowed.

 

[El Cocodrilo]

1. Fire Roman, Jinder, Orton, Kane, Big Show
2. Hire Zack Sabre Jr. and have him beat Brock Lesnar for the Undisputed Unified WWE Championship at Survivor Series
3. Winner of Royal Rumble is surprise entrant Will Osprey
4. AJ Styles gets inserted into main event of mania after being undefeated from now until the PPV after RR, then making Cena tap out in 2 minutes at that PPV for a title opportunity
5. Main Event of Wrestlemania is Sabre Jr., Osprey and AJ Styles in a NO DQ Ironman Match that goes to the time limit and ends in a draw.

 

[cartierhoe]

Fire Brock Lesnar, Enzo, Reigns, Cena, Triple H
Put DB in the new and improved Shield
Raw is booked in the Full Sail parking lot ala Doink vs Heidenreich in the Golden Corral parking lot
KO and Zayn win both Raw and SD tag titles as the Cabbie Express
Balor vs Adam Cole in the main event of WM 3 hour iron man match for all the singles belts
Strowman loses to *insert cruiserweight here* on the pre-show

 

[The Rainmaker]

One day, all of a sudden, Raw is broadcasted only in Japanese, with all Japanese wrestlers, with no explanation nor translation, at all.

Meltzer calls it the greatest day in the history of wrestling, ten stars.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

One day, all of a sudden, Raw is broadcasted only in Japanese, with all Japanese wrestlers, with no explanation nor translation, at all.

Meltzer calls it the greatest day in the history of wrestling, ten stars.

Nogami will be the voice of WWE

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Yall just gonna feed copycat trolls huh?

 

[King Ka$h]

1. Fire Roman, Jinder, Orton, Kane, Big Show
2. Hire Zack Sabre Jr. and have him beat Brock Lesnar for the Undisputed Unified WWE Championship at Survivor Series
3. Winner of Royal Rumble is surprise entrant Will Osprey
4. AJ Styles gets inserted into main event of mania after being undefeated from now until the PPV after RR, then making Cena tap out in 2 minutes at that PPV for a title opportunity
5. Main Event of Wrestlemania is Sabre Jr., Osprey and AJ Styles in a NO DQ Ironman Match that goes to the time limit and ends in a draw.

If it means getting rid of Orton I'm all for it

 

[OmegaK2099]

The divas revolution will wrestle in mandatory mud in the pond matches (preferably in bra and panties)

• The divas revolution will wrestle in mandatory mud in the pond matches (preferably in bra and panties)

• I will bring back the hardcore title and have Dean Ambrose become champion where weapons and blood will not only be welcome but allowed.

These should already be allowed back, and put sasha in all of those mud wrestling matches itd give broads like lana something to do

 

[3Rivers]

-Kenny Omega vs AJ Styles vs Finn Balor for the WWE Universal championship at Wrestlemania
-Young Bucks debut at the Royal Rumble and help Finn Balor beat Brock Lesnar via 20 Superkicks
-CM Punk comes back and proceeds to do another Pipebomb promo where he goes at Roman Reigns, John Cena, HHH, and Steph.
-Nakamura's(once again known as the King of Strong Style and SD champ) "Kinshasa kill shot of the week" a weekly trivia segment featuring talent answering various wrestling related questions. Hosted by good ol JR. You get the questions right and you get a WWF Superstar Bar and a chance for a title shot. You get it wrong?

A masked wrestler never before seen answers all the questions correctly and reveals himself to be

Spoiler

They go on to have a 35 minute classic at Wrestlemania

 

[John Reena]

Finn Balor squashes Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania to win the WWE title

Next night on RAW Daniel Brian announces he's back n wants a title shot. Next AJ Styles comes out demanding a title shot. Fans chant this is awesome as all 3 vanilla midgets do a gay face off. Then Cesaro comes out and he also demands a title shot.

Cena & Reigns have a "Loser Retires" match. They wrestle for 4 minutes until GM Gabe Sapolsky comes out n fires them both!!!

 

[El Cocodrilo]

Dang... wtf happened to Naka, his WWE run feels so uninspired compared to even this gif

 

[3Rivers]

Dang... wtf happened to Naka, his WWE run feels so uninspired compared to even this gif

Not too many can take that bump like AJ did and starting off your main roster run with a directionless Ziggler, A green Baron Corbin, and Jinder Mahal won't do anyone any favors

Even though I would have had him go over Jinder in the rematch he's still in a good spot imo. Will probably be on the SD team at SS. We'll see what the winter brings for dance partners