Book Umar Johnson vs. Tariq Nasheed

[Berniewood Hogan]

I presume Umar has the weight advantage.

He already got the action figures ready for the merch table.
Umar's not from the school of hard knocks, he's from the school that doesn't exist.

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

Run in by someone with real academic credentials. Cleans house, drinks beer.

 

[Blackout]

When did they become wrestlers?

 

[Breh Obama]

These nikkas look like dumbasses right now. They want to spread a message but they only care about being recognized as THEE nikka spreading the message. They don't truly give a fukk about the message itself. They only want to be known as the most "woke" nikka on the planet

 

[thaKEAF]

Tariq straight trolled him on some DX 1997 shyt

 

[TL15]

Run in by someone with real academic credentials. Cleans house, drinks beer.

Tariq is HBK
Umar is Undertaker
Boyce is Kane

Booked like the original HIAC

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

Tariq’s emergency livestream was gold

 

[2CT]

their match is on the preshow

they both wear red and dance on the way to the ring

Cole emphasizes how much they love to have fun

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

P.N. Fake News

 

[The Blackout]

Umar gon take that nikka to school
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[Drones]

Umar said he's free after the 3rd. I say they fly out to Japan, bump Cody trash ass out of his Wrestle Kingdom match, and have a triple threat with Kota Ibushi. Shin Nihon Woke-resu...ITTENYON!

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

their match is on the preshow

they both wear red and dance on the way to the ring

Cole emphasizes how much they love to have fun

welcome to the 5 figure club dough ahk..

 

[Lord Scion]

That feud is so fukkin unnecessary, dudes calling it HotepMania

Instead of pyro, they just got Blue Nile incense burning.

This is Cokeboy, ain't no budget going in the dashikis. They gonna get them cheap ones that was made in China that everyone in Instagram wear.

Gonna have the same Black History Month video package the WWE been using since 2010.

Match gonna end with Triple H going over everybody after they miraculously let Seth Rollins run in and bring back the curb stomp for this one match for some reason

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

That feud is so fukkin unnecessary, dudes calling it HotepMania

Instead of pyro, they just got Blue Nile incense burning.

This is Cokeboy, ain't no budget going in the dashikis. They gonna get them cheap ones that was made in China that everyone in Instagram wear.

Gonna have the same Black History Month video package the WWE been using since 2010.

Match gonna end with Triple H going over everybody after they miraculously let Seth Rollins run in and bring back the curb stomp for this one match for some reason

who's side will Farooq&The Nation Of Domination take dough..

 

[The Girl From Innsmouth]

Dr. Cornell West & Professor Emeritus Noam Chomsky with the Peer Review off the top of the cage.