**** BLOCKED BY JESUS!

Doobie Doo

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Here is one of the WORST things about living in the SOUTH...when you chilling with a bytch late night around 3-4AM and then she be like "I got to go, I got church in the morning." That's another reason I hate organized religion it's the worst fukking thing in the world, to be cock blocked by Jesus on a Saturday night. I be wanting to explaining Girls in NY don't gotta be in church in the morning. Girls in Los Angeles don't gotta be at church in the morning. Chicago chicks don't gotta be at church in the morning. nikkas down here be hearing this shyt all the time then we compare and contrast notes. Where my atheist females at????????

Here's the scenario. 5 drunk bytches come thru the studio last night. We got loud on deck, we got alcohol even tho they already drunk. We having a good time watching these bytches shake they ass to the music we playing. Everybody is drinking, smoking then the one QUIET bytch that nobody is acknowledging is in the corner chilling. We try to converse with her (she is the cutest one out of all of them) get her motivated and socializing but she's standoffish. So fugg her we got four ugly live bytches ready to get down that's when quiet girls "I gotta go, I got church tomorrow morning at 7 AM." It's 4am right now and she's the driver of all this drunk p*ssy we conversing with. :pacspit:
 

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Here is one of the WORST things about living in the SOUTH...when you chilling with a bytch late night around 3-4AM and then she be like "I got to go, I got church in the morning." That's another reason I hate organized religion it's the worst fukking thing in the world, to be cock blocked by Jesus on a Saturday night. I be wanting to explaining Girls in NY don't gotta be in church in the morning. Girls in Los Angeles don't gotta be at church in the morning. Chicago chicks don't gotta be at church in the morning. nikkas down here be hearing this shyt all the time then we compare and contrast notes. Where my atheist females at????????

Here's the scenario. 5 drunk bytches come thru the studio last night. We got loud on deck, we got alcohol even tho they already drunk. We having a good time watching these bytches shake they ass to the music we playing. Everybody is drinking, smoking then the one QUIET bytch that nobody is acknowledging is in the corner chilling. We try to converse with her (she is the cutest one out of all of them) get her motivated and socializing but she's standoffish. So fugg her we got four ugly live bytches ready to get down that's when quiet girls "I gotta go, I got church tomorrow morning at 7 AM." It's 4am right now and she's the driver of all this drunk p*ssy we conversing with. :pacspit:

you cock blocked your damn self, in a group situation like that you gotta make everyone of those heffers feel like they are special and interesting. you didn't put in enough work.

maybe try to actually spit game instead of offering them drugs and alcohol like some creepy predator
 

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you cock blocked your damn self, in a group situation like that you gotta make everyone of those heffers feel like they are special and interesting. you didn't put in enough work.

maybe try to actually spit game instead of offering them drugs and alcohol like some creepy predator

Dude we tried sparking convo with all of them and she was the least talkative. Quit acting like all these bird's social skills are all up to snuff. You gonna keep chasing after that fifth one or chalk her up to the game and settle for the other four that are down?
 
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Dude we tried sparking convo with all of them and she was the least talkative. Quit acting like all these bird's social skills are all up to snuff. You gonna keep chasing after that fifth one or chalk her up to the game and settle for the other four that are down?

Quiet in the corner, leaves early..

Maybe she just wasn't feeling y'all nikkas :umad:

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you and your broke ass friends dont have cars?
 
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