VO: This Fall on FOX!
Becki: Sweetie, I've got big news, Havoc is moving in!
Son: Oh snap! Dass wassup! My hitta!
*record scratch*
Bill: Oh HELL no!
*laugh track*
*cue Play the Funky Music, White Boy*
VO: When Havoc left the NFL for family life in the suburbs, he didn't know
what he was getting in to...
Becki: He's just a little excitable, Havie, once you get to know him he's sweet.
Bill: Yeah, OK.
Son: Dayyyumm, momma, stop jockin' my swag! Boyeeeeee!
*laugh track*
*cue Now Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nae Nae*
VO: Bill Bellamy...
Bill: Baby, I love you.... But dat white boy crazy!
*laugh track*
VO: Becki Newton...
Becki: This is my 6th pilot since
Ugly Betty! How do I keep getting these chances!
*laugh track*
VO: And introducing, the next in a long line of child stars who'll be hooked on crack in 15 years, Tommy Whitehaven
Son: Can I call you the N-Word?
Bill: Nah
Son: What about the D-Word?
Bill: What's that?
Son: Dad....
*aww track*
VO: Dat White Boy Crazy.
I'm not saying this would be a better show, but this would be a better show