Big A** Spider

[Mr. Somebody]

Wow, what a fun film i just watched about a big spider that gets bigger and bigger and goes after individuals. My son was captivated by this film and a tad shook at some parts but i dont think he blinked through the entire film. So theres a spider right that escaped from the army and every few hours its get sbigger and bigger till its as big as King Kong. What a fun ride, trying to kill that Big ol spider. Lets watch this film and have fun friends.

 

[kp404]

Let's not. It sounds like ass

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Let's not. It sounds like ass

Spiders venom is so strong he sprayed it in this guys face and his face melted off. I was like Whoa, things just got real, friends.

 

[Mr Rager]

I want to watch this.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I want to watch this.

Theyve got that bootleg Paul Blart in the film Greg Grunberg, who hasnt worked since this film was created so they try to bring a somewhat serious slant to a film about a huge spider. At the end it kinda falls apart but when they finally crush the big spider it was like YES! My son felt relieved when the spider was finally killed.

Theres a scene when the spider is unleashed on a park full of friends. This scene had my son shook and he was making sure his mommy and daddy were around because of the sheer terror he felt.

 

[HideoKojima]

Theyve got that bootleg Paul Blart in the film Greg Grunberg, who hasnt worked since this film was created so they try to bring a somewhat serious slant to a film about a huge spider. At the end it kinda falls apart but when they finally crush the big spider it was like YES! My son felt relieved when the spider was finally killed.

Theres a scene when the spider is unleashed on a park full of friends. This scene had my son shook and he was making sure his mommy and daddy were around because of the sheer terror he felt



lil nikka scared of spidahs
I'd fade that big ass spider with my a pair of brass knuckles

 

[jdubnyce]

could you utilize bjj on a spider...might be able to neutralize 4 legs...what about the rest? the fangs?

i think bjj artists may have met their match

 

[abominable1]

the Antoine Dodson spoof had me
when I first saw it.

Fun movie
for what it was .

 

[Mr. Somebody]

could you utilize bjj on a spider...might be able to neutralize 4 legs...what about the rest? the fangs?

i think bjj artists may have met their match

Id need the weapon for that big a spider friEnd. Bjj can only do so much. Can't choke a beast with no neck. Can let break limbs on an exoskeleton that can't repel 45 caliber rounds from assault rifles. I have to concede to that

 

[Mr. Somebody]

HideoKojima you're living in fantasies. The spider could not be harmed by bullets. If you hit it with a spiked bat it would just be curious.

Plus fri3nd you weigh like 100 lbs so the power you can generate with your fragile frame is light. Let's come back to reality when talking about big a spiders, friend

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

you let your boy watch this but dawn of the apes is a no no..

 

[Mr. Somebody]

you let your boy watch this but dawn of the apes is a no no..

The humans lose in the ape film so he wont be watching that trash friend. Thats not a film about real courage and overcoming adversity friend. Its doom and gloom, something i wont be teaching my son, friend. We like happy endings over here, i hope you feel, friend.

 

[BXKingPin82]

son...
What
The
fukk?
Ima peep this shyt just for the title alone