best line from curb your enthusiasm?

[theoretic]

have you set a day aside when you're gonna finally look at her face?



fukkin funkhouser

 

[obarth]

Not sure if it's the best but it's the first one that popped in my head: Long Balls, change ya draws



Show is too classic to pick any particular line, though

 

[jmegamar]

Like what was said before,way too many classic lines. This is the only one i can think of.
"I don't have a small penis. You have a huge vagina."

 

[kash10003]

Like what was said before,way too many classic lines. This is the only one i can think of.
"I don't have a small penis. You have a huge vagina."

 

[killacal]

enhhhhh I think you blew him

 

[kash10003]

michael j fox bout to be michael j fukked up in a minute

 

[FlyRy]

"Ive never actually seen a vagina with my glasses on"

 

[amare68]

haha jus finished all seasons recently..might watch again lol

 

[Heretic]

Michael Richards: So, tell me about the groats?

Well... Everything I ate tasted like peaches. And I forgot how to multiply. I could subtract, but I couldn't multiply. If I'm fukking 6 women 3 times a day, 7 days a week,how many times per week am I fukking? Was it 10? Was it 130? Was it 16? I was tripping out.

Michael Richards: whew, that's some weird stuff.

You tellin' me. Danny Duberstein is good at two things - -that's math and fukking.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Not sure if it's the best but it's the first one that popped in my head: Long Balls, change ya draws



Show is too classic to pick any particular line, though

Came here to post this shyt :

 

[RJY33]

You could have a thread discussing best line of each EPISODE there's so many quotables

 

[up in here]

Larry and JB Smoove got great chemistry, everytime they are on the screen together it's hilarious

 

[LostOne]

Like what was said before,way too many classic lines. This is the only one i can think of.
"I don't have a small penis. You have a huge vagina."

"You're blamin the small penis, you got the big vagina. It's unnecesary." + the look on his face makes it priceless.

 

[DamonDashsRocAFellaChain]

Not sure if it's the best but it's the first one that popped in my head: Long Balls, change ya draws



Show is too classic to pick any particular line, though

I came in here to say this

 

[James Carter]

"Do you respect wood?"
"Oh so you discriminate against wood?!"