Being a man is THE shyt.

[Mook]

Breh thank god I wasn't born a woman. Imagine knowing deep down that you were worthless in the grand scheme of things and needed a man because you're too stupid to survive in a logical world

Not having to sit down and pee

Actually being funny

Knowing how math and technology works

Not bleeding once a month

Not looking like a trollop and needing 20 pounds of makeup a day to look like a human being

Pushing science and creating things

Getting better as you age and not hitting your prime at the old age of 22





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[Akata Man Bromo]

Not having cooties


Women

 

[Rue]

Let me kick you in the nuts then let's see how you love being a man

 

[Michael9100]

Let me kick you in the nuts then let's see how you love being a man

How old are you?

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

Not being Nami but Monkey D. Luffy

 

[Rue]

How old are you?

 

[Michael9100]

You come off as a teen....

 

[blackestofpanthers]

Let me kick you in the nuts then let's see how you love being a man

But then get knocked out by the physically stronger man , you still lose.

 

[raul04]

Crying because of your feelings

Being a man looking forward to football season

 

[ShenJingPoQi]

Always having the ability to pack on muscle

 

[Ronald McDonald]

not being hideous without makeup

 

[Mook]

not being hideous without makeup

Having every thing you talk about be interesting

 

[aXiom]

Having people lie pretend to be your friend when all they want to do is penetrate you with a foreign object


And knowing this, still let it happen

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

my value not being all tied up in a dirty hole that i bleed out of

 

[How Sway?]