Being a kicker in the NFL is like the best job ever

[ThugLife]

Think about it.

-You makin superstar money

-You don't have to deal with paparazzi and groupies and crowds following you around cause nobody really cares about kickers. So you could just walk around all willy nilly without a body guard.

-A lot of the times you're the one who decides the outcome of a close game

-Don't need a rigorous workout schedule like other athletes.

-Get to chill with superstar athletes all day

-Still get to fukk bad bytches. All you gotta do is tell em you in the NFL. They could give a damn what position you play.

Breh I shoulda been a kicker

 

[Freedman]

Think about it.

-You makin superstar money

-You don't have to deal with paparazzi and groupies and crowds following you around cause nobody really cares about kickers. So you could just walk around all willy nilly without a body guard.

-A lot of the times you're the one who decides the outcome of a close game

-Don't need a rigorous workout schedule like other athletes.

-Get to chill with superstar athletes all day


Breh I shoulda been a kicker

Miss a game winner when it matters and you gon need the bodyguard to enter your teams facilities.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

If you're money like Robbie Gould.


Billy Cundiff. Not so much

 

[Killah Ray]

Them nikkas get dropped with the quickness all the time though....

 

[HarlemUSA]

Think about it.

-You makin superstar money

-You don't have to deal with paparazzi and groupies and crowds following you around cause nobody really cares about kickers. So you could just walk around all willy nilly without a body guard.

-A lot of the times you're the one who decides the outcome of a close game

-Don't need a rigorous workout schedule like other athletes.

-Get to chill with superstar athletes all day


Breh I shoulda been a kicker

Matt Dodge says what's up.

 

[Rufus Dufus]

Yeah, I wouldn't want to have the pressure of making game deciding kicks.

 

[Taadow]

Lin "MISSdemeanor" Elliott
Scott Norwood
John Carney
Nate Kaeding

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

It's all good until you miss a few kicks and the offensive lineman duct tape your ass to the goalposts.

Or when you get yoked up by a ni**a like Larry Allen

 

[Sulu]

Greg Da Gawd

 

[Xerces]

Speak for yourself, Matt Bryant of the Falcons gets all the groupies


That dude is when it comes to kicking game winners.

 

[richtree]

The stress those kickers face is disgusting! Your ass can come in for one play and if you miss that kick ..throw your career in the bushes

 

[ThugLife]

The stress those kickers face is disgusting! Your ass can come in for one play and if you miss that kick ..throw your career in the bushes

You sayin their careers are over if they miss one kick?

Nobody firing a kicker over a couple missed kicks breh. The team knows there's a possibility that he's gonna miss. It's part of them game.

 

[phillycavsfan]

Backup QB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicker

 

[Swiggy]

I'd have love to been a career special teams player. Make serious bank, get mad physical training, and be in THE fukkING NFL

Never hate on the brehs that only see s/t time, cuz they livin the dream

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Backup QB>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kicker

I would love to be Matt Flynn. Dude is getting starter's money to just chill on the bench