"Ain't my fault Igor kept all the fukking rubles for vodka and Prozinskies instead of outfitting me with a better act. The fukk I look like pushing a Gottdamned Wheelbarrow in such a small rinky dink circle? Cheap fukk wouldn't even get me a damn vest or a cap to complete the look. A Bicycle I can ride....SOMETHING!"
Bear must be bi-POLAR