Days of Future Piff
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Amputate the wrong limb, brehs 
Does anyone here remember Happy Tree Friends? Those joints used to have me rolling (
) back in the day.
Be a lumberjack, brehs
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Does anyone here remember Happy Tree Friends? Those joints used to have me rolling (
) back in the day.
Days of Future Piff
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Run a lemonade stand, brehs
Be an anteater, brehs
Be an anteater, brehs
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Have a son, brehs
Have PTSD, brehs
Have PTSD, brehs
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Be a germaphobe, brehs
was contracting with a company doing some landscaping at a mansion. The owner of that company tried to get me to go up a tree on a ladder with an electric chainsaw plugged in with an extension to trim heavy branches. I looked at him like 
He had taken the contract and so he had to do the job himself. I was not his employee. Old fool got on a ladder damn near to the top rung and held the chainsaw in one hand. Cut the branch right above him and where the top of his ladder was leaning. That shyt folded back and smacked the ladder and nearly hit him. Luckily he was holding on to a notch on the tree because he was about to fly thru the air and hit the ground dead.
Always remember to refuse unsafe work. Cac was dead silent after that. And I didn't forget to say I told you so. I warned him in front of 5 people not to do it.
He had taken the contract and so he had to do the job himself. I was not his employee. Old fool got on a ladder damn near to the top rung and held the chainsaw in one hand. Cut the branch right above him and where the top of his ladder was leaning. That shyt folded back and smacked the ladder and nearly hit him. Luckily he was holding on to a notch on the tree because he was about to fly thru the air and hit the ground dead.
Always remember to refuse unsafe work. Cac was dead silent after that. And I didn't forget to say I told you so. I warned him in front of 5 people not to do it.
was contracting with a company doing some landscaping at a mansion. The owner of that company tried to get me to go up a tree on a ladder with an electric chainsaw plugged in with an extension to trim heavy branches. I looked at him like
He had taken the contract and so he had to do the job himself. I was not his employee. Old fool got on a ladder damn near to the top rung and held the chainsaw in one hand. Cut the branch right above him and where the top of his ladder was leaning. That shyt folded back and smacked the ladder and nearly hit him. Luckily he was holding on to a notch on the tree because he was about to fly thru the air and hit the ground dead.
Always remember to refuse unsafe work. Cac was dead silent after that. And I didn't forget to say I told you so. I warned him in front of 5 people not to do it.
Days of Future Piff
Superstar
Use vending machines, brehs
Change a lightbulb, brehs
Change a lightbulb, brehs