Jesus christ Cro Cop was vulgar
You study his videos and think, I'm gonna take him down and sub him or ground and pound him. Then you realize this dude has catlike reflexes and you can't even take him down at all. In fact, every time you try, you end up on the bottom and take thunderous knees and soccer kicks to the head. Then you decide to keep it standing, and then, because you're worried about that left straight and left head kick combination, that famous 'right leg hospital, left leg cemetery' left head kick comes sailing up with that beautiful arc and you wake up with something broken on your face a short while later.
Boxer, kickboxer, politician, mma fighter, soldier, anti-terrorist unit, policeman, ambassador, and head collector.
Funnily enough, outside the ring/cage he's a lighthearted guy that pranks people alot
he once used his connects to keep a friend (current UFC heavyweight top contender Fabricio Werdum) trapped in
customs, when he came to train with him, as a prank.