Attention......you want to keep women around you?

[Cat piss martini]

1# Shut the fukk up and keep her name out these streets.
( The Homie's shouldnt know who she is or how she perform....grow up)

2# Provide a safe space where she can be the whore you want
Her to be without judgement.

3# handing her a sleep shirt/socks/draws she saw you
bust open from fresh plastic make her wanna sleep over
while showing her that you are serious about your hygiene.

5# keep a few bars of soap on your shower
caddie that dont irritate cooch.
(see dr squatch (deep sea goat's milk/eucalyptus yogurt)


6# if youre horny enough to eat p*ssy
tongue her down afterwards......youre already invested.


7# youre in the p*ssy..........die making
sure she cum a few times before you do.
most of you nikkas broke.......broke with trash dikk??
no coming back from that report card grade.
she will let you smash on the blow up matress
if you got her shaking and wanting to rub her
p*ssy and ass across the carpet like a dog with worms.


I'm drunk........Piss wuz here.

 

[KathleenJohnson]

3# handing her a sleep shirt/socks/draws she saw you
bust open from fresh plastic make her wanna sleep over
while showing her that you are serious your hygiene.

Sound advice

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@Cat piss martini

Piss can I hit your DM with a situation? I don't want to make it public on the forums.

 

[Cat piss martini]

@Cat piss martini

Piss can I hit your DM with a situation? I don't want to make it public on the forums.

Most def

 

[WaveWhisperer]

Happy new year unc, thanks for the extra game.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Happy new year unc, thanks for the extra game.

Always here for you Kinfolk.

 

[EastsideRio]

This is actually good advice

I would expound a bit more into detail on #2 though.

 

[Cat piss martini]

This is actually good advice

I would expound a bit more into detail on #2 though.

Museum clean crib.
Big tv in the living room and bed room.
Coffee table with scented candles and a book on art.
Clean bedding and scented candles in the bedroom.
Really wanna bug a woman out have two or more robes!

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-catpiss-advice-column.987433/

Game Central.

 

[EastsideRio]

Museum clean crib.
Big tv in the living room and bed room.
Coffee table with scented candles and a book on art.
Clean bedding and scented candles in the bedroom.
Really wanna bug a woman out have two or more robes!

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-catpiss-advice-column.987433/

Game Central.

I got all of that and more!

Just had a few oil paintings reframed and caught three Ralph Lauren robes at Macys Black Friday sale. Spent $27K on my kitchen and $25K on my bathroom last year because the mortgage on the house was paid off in One of Detroits best neighborhoods


S/N: When your girl is acting right, invite her over for a pamper night. Where the two of you light candles, drink wine, bring out two foot soakers (the good kind where the water stays hot) with Dr. Teals epsom salt and wear matching robes and let her choose the playlist.

Link to the foot soaker for big feet Nikka like me and keeps the water hot:

Amazon.com

 

[Cat piss martini]

I got all of that and more!

Just had a few oil paintings reframed and caught three Ralph Lauren robes at Macys Black Friday sale. Spent $27K on my kitchen and $25K on my bathroom last year because the mortgage on the house was paid off in One of Detroits best neighborhoods


S/N: When your girl is acting right, invite her over for a pamper night. Where the two of you light candles, drink wine, bring out two foot soakers (the good kind where the water stays hot) with Dr. Teals epsom salt and wear matching robes and let her choose the playlist.

Link to the foot soaker for big feet Nikka like me and keeps the water hot:

Amazon.com

 

[DaPresident]

Museum clean crib.
Big tv in the living room and bed room.
Coffee table with scented candles and a book on art.
Clean bedding and scented candles in the bedroom.
Really wanna bug a woman out have two or more robes!

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/the-catpiss-advice-column.987433/

Game Central.

You be on it my boy! Def the Unc with game!

 

[WesCrook]

Keep a selection of hood movies, Tyler Perry, and urban comedies saved on the DVR....play the one akin to her perceived liking

 

[BobbyWojak]

Provide a safe space where she can be the whore you want to be

 

[Cat piss martini]

that was a typo but seeing as how
broads have called me a whore most
of my life i'm gonna leave it.
I have a very close female friend
from the Coli that will call me at 3:am
and tell me to throw the bytch out so
she can run some shyt by me.
Cool problem to have junior.
Your lady friend would prefer my company.

 

[boogers]

@Cat piss martini

Piss can I hit your DM with a situation? I don't want to make it public on the forums.

tryin to get orange stains off your lips?