Ask Non Sequitur Anything

[Non Sequitur]

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Why did u change the pulp fiction avi and whats the meaning behind ur sn

 

[obarth]

Why they didn't make the CL6 with a clutch?

 

[concise]

What did you have for dinner tonight?
Was it what you really wanted to eat?

 

[Non Sequitur]

@freddykruegeronapill I just got tired of looking at it


My sn means "does not follow" in Latin. Its used to describe a nonsensical argument or statement. I consider myself a pretty logical dude (when I'm not trolling), so its ironic...like calling a big dude "Tiny."

 

[Non Sequitur]

@obarth MB's target demographic just wants to cruise around without worrying about shifting gears.

@concise I ate some Dominos...is it what I really wanted? No. But at least I didn't have to cook or clean up.

 

[Real]

When was the last time you got some great coochie?

 

[Non Sequitur]

@Real

Last Friday. Me and the wife got a little freaky

 

[Nintendough]

Yo Squirter is there a special lady that you wish you would've bought her flowers, and held her hand, and gave her all your hours when you had the chance...and took her to every party because all she wanted to do was dance? Is she dancing with another man?



Do you enjoy listening to soft rock in lobbies like I do?

 

[Non Sequitur]

@Kind Gentleman

Ive got like ten of those girls

And yes, I do like listening to soft rock in lobbies...let some Steely Dan come on in the doctor's office and watch me start

 

[Black]

If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

 

[Non Sequitur]

@Black

It would be creepy as fukk, but I'd have to keep him/her around because they keep it so real.

 

[innocentdevil]

How long have you been married?

Where did you meet your wife?

 

[Non Sequitur]

@innocentdevil

We've been married about six months, but we've been together almost five years.

I met her at my cousin's birthday party (they're best friends).

Sometimes we'll be at each other's throats over some stupid shyt, but overall we have a great relationship. I don't even cheat anymore.

Get married, brehs.

 

[-G$-]

No question here. Just wanna say I fux w your taste in music.