Ask Beavis, I get nothing Butthead ...

[Food Mane]

is a super corny punchline that a lot of people think is genius. Maybe if Bloodshed or Cam's real name was Beavis I could fukk with it a little.

Worst popular punchline ever?

 

[Pool_Shark]

"i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"i'm a new era like a mistake on ur computer"

"haters leave like a tree"

"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"

"i dont care if u wont, i would, like a lumber yard"

"the bullets gone travel like a ball player who wont dribble"

"that weed keep my mind out the gutter, so i stay hi like the word we use to greet each other"

"i take my time..yall be rushuing like the Soviet Union"

"now your lost like a person without a map"

 

[Food Mane]

Yeah those are terrible, but dudes don't quote them daily on some Big L was the sickest!

 

[ZEB WALTON]

punchlines and their WOW factors usually relate to the times. at the time that was a WOW line atta nowhere for the funny factor but yea, its not clever or anything really. people still quote big L like that?

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

"i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"i'm a new era like a mistake on ur computer"

"haters leave like a tree"

"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"

"i dont care if u wont, i would, like a lumber yard"

"the bullets gone travel like a ball player who wont dribble"

"that weed keep my mind out the gutter, so i stay hi like the word we use to greet each other"

"i take my time..yall be rushuing like the Soviet Union"

"now your lost like a person without a map"

 

[AkaDemiK]

it's the GOAT punchline, show some respect.

 

[Michael Knight]

Big L is my nikka, but he's one of the most overrated rappers.

I have no clue how a punchline rapper with such a small catalog could end up in so many nikka's Top 5.

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

Are you serious

 

[AAKing23]

"i must-stash like the hair between ya lip and ya nose"

"i'm a new era like a mistake on ur computer"

"haters leave like a tree"

"now the stakes are high..like the top shelf of da meat market"

"i dont care if u wont, i would, like a lumber yard"

"the bullets gone travel like a ball player who wont dribble"

"that weed keep my mind out the gutter, so i stay hi like the word we use to greet each other"

"i take my time..yall be rushuing like the Soviet Union"

"now your lost like a person without a map"

 

[AAKing23]

What about:

"I'll eat a rapper and shyt out a chain"

"I blow brains like Kurt Cobain"

 

[Long Live The Kane]

shyt was funny to me

 

[hex]

What about:

"I'll eat a rapper and shyt out a chain"

"I blow brains like Kurt Cobain"

You fukked both of those lines all up if you mean Jay Elec.

"Eatin wack rappers alive, shytting out chains".

"I get the type of media coverage Obama get, that Kurt Vonnegut, that Kurt Cobain blow your brain, that Nirvana shyt".

Neither are punch lines, and neither verse draws attention to either of those lines.

Fred.

 

[AAKing23]

You fukked both of those lines all up if you mean Jay Elec.

"Eatin wack rappers alive, shytting out chains".

"I get the type of media coverage Obama get, that Kurt Vonnegut, that Kurt Cobain blow your brain, that Nirvana shyt".

Neither are punch lines, and neither verse draws attention to either of those lines.

Fred.

Nah Wasn't going at or imitating Jay Elect, I hear a lot dudes say it in different variations

 

[Still Benefited]

Line is horrible....yet nikkas wanna put the microscope on every fab punchline....well fab been doin this for 15 yrs nikka can the greatest punchline rapper of all time get sum leeway

 

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Line is horrible....yet nikkas wanna put the microscope on every fab punchline....well fab been doin this for 15 yrs nikka can the greatest punchline rapper of all time get sum leeway

Guess we pretending Lloyd Banks don't exist...