As Soon As I Cum, I Come To My Senses

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potent weezy F baby lyrics :wow:

Realist shyt I ever heard, every time a nikka buss a nut I instantly get hit with that zen like consciousness,

If nikkas were able to harness the energy and state of mind during that post nut clarity we would have hover boards and flying houses n shyt by now :ohlawd:

Forreal, whenever I bust a nut and I'm with a bytch I just think about how much effort it took for me to get her to fukk and I'm like in my mind

"She wasn't even worth the effort :wtf:"


Or if I'm beating my meat to bang bros I instantly look down at my phone and realise to myself

"why the fukk am I texting these bytches? :childplease::camby:"

Post nut clarity is like the awakening of your 3rd eye, it's the moment where you realise that neo in the matrix is an anagram for "one"

Share stories of that Post nut clarity and how it changed ur lives
 

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:francis:Probably due to my Kung-fu masturbation grip, I don't know what its even like to bust with a broad unless im doing the finishing:mjcry:

All my post-nut clarity involves a computer screen, several napkins, and the realization I could have done something better with the past 45 minutes.
 

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The key is to bust nuts that make you go :ahh: then :obama:

Not ones that got you all:snoop::beli: cursing yourself out in the mirror mentally saying that you better than that shyt.

Ever since I've stopped jerking off for sport I've never really had any depressing post nut clarity that made me feel like shyt save for a few spur of the moment instances
 

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:francis:Probably due to my Kung-fu masturbation grip, I don't know what its even like to bust with a broad unless im doing the finishing:mjcry:

All my post-nut clarity involves a computer screen, several napkins, and the realization I could have done something better with the past 45 minutes.
:mjcry:
What about her hot creamy prize she worked for? It's like a compliment.
 

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When you got like 15 tabs of porn open but you bust at the fourth one and then proceed to close all the remaining ones :francis:

Or tell yourself "what the fuk did I just watch?" after busting a nut.

Before that post nut a chick that's like a 6 becomes a strong 7 or an 8. You check out decent chicks more, start staring at chicks thighs and sh. I went almost 3 months of not fapping and watching porn anticipating p*ssy :mjcry:. Found myself subconsciously staring at chicks thighs for extended periods of time as I walked past them.
 

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:wow: I remember the first time I had post nut clarity when I smashed my first girl (she wasn't hugely attractive and I didn't like her like that)

I remember the walk back to the train station contemplating my whole life and shyt :wow:
contemplating your whole life? What kinds of things were you thinking to yourself? :mjlol:
 

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contemplating your whole life? What kinds of things were you thinking to yourself? :mjlol:

Lol I was exagerrating, it was mostly on some "Why did I do this?" type shyt. It was crazy because when she told me to come over, she told me we were going to do it outside so I thought we'd be in her backyard. She took me around to someone else's backyard and we did it behind this area where there was trash and discarded appliances and shyt :snoop: with someone in the other yard doing gardening work. I didn't even care at that point because I wanted some ass :yeshrug: Once it was over and the clarity set in I realized how bad that could've turned out and also the experience fukking sucked because I barely even felt anything
 

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It's a trade off. You'll have a clear mind for like 30 seconds, but the problem is, you have no damn energy if you bust nuts all the time. If I ain't busted a nut in weeks, I can wake up fine with 5 hours of sleep, need no coffee, run/lift more in the gym, etc. bytches compliment me and stare even when I feel like shyt and haven't showered, etc.
 

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Lol I was exagerrating, it was mostly on some "Why did I do this?" type shyt. It was crazy because when she told me to come over, she told me we were going to do it outside so I thought we'd be in her backyard. She took me around to someone else's backyard and we did it behind this area where there was trash and discarded appliances and shyt :snoop: with someone in the other yard doing gardening work. I didn't even care at that point because I wanted some ass :yeshrug: Once it was over and the clarity set in I realized how bad that could've turned out and also the experience fukking sucked because I barely even felt anything
Damn breh why did you do that sh outside? It was your first time right? She had no walls or was it cause of the condom that you ain't feel nothing? :dead:
 
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