Arthur Spooner appreciation

[basement door]

One of my fav cacs of all time

"I've done many things I'm not proud of. I've started forest fires....I sucker punched a lady cop"

"Shame on you Carrie! I've pushed plenty of people down fights of stairs, but dammit atleast I owned up to it!"

Dude has used his daughter's tutition money to buy the rights to the Lou Rawls story, lost her name in a poker game, gotten man raped by a motorcycle gang member....a person that would truly piss you off in real life if he was related to you, but in tv world he's hilarious

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SzF0CVF4Jc"]Arthur Plays Monopoly - King Of Queens - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bw29gxjk95w"]King Of Queens - Arthur Spooner - "Does He Touch You??!!" - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LloCfEbYCYQ"]King of Queens - Arthur's hitting on Doug - YouTube[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDKFqa4lyRc"]Best of Doug and Arthur in King of Queens part 1 - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Ricky Church]

one of the GOAT shows.

 

[Ohene]

after a while I couldnt fukk with him...he was too overbearing kinda like Marie in Everybody Loves Raymond. The latter is a terrible show and King of Queens is one of the goats though

 

[CarolinaKing]

The episode where he's addicted to nasal spray is hilarious

 

[Rick Roller 10]

Legend

 

[Jack Martinez]

YOUR WIFE HAS PREPARED A DELICIOUS SALAD FOR YOU, EAT YOU b*stard!

 

[ADP]

Arthur Spooner and Frank Constanza

 

[Niqqa You Gay]

"Holly if I wasn't a gentleman I'd punch you square in the mouth"

"Douglas I have a mind to slap you across your face if I didn't know that you would, in turn, floor me"

"...if I didnt have a child that ws breaking all my inventions!"
"You mean the turnip peeler? It was nothing but a potato peeler with a fancy handle. I was eight, and I knew that"
"THAT'S..............outrageous"

 

[malbaker86]

his one liners use to leave me

 

[Danie84]

DOES HE TOUCH YOU

 

[cfountain]

My boy Arthur

Man I love King of Queens. I'm mad at myself for waiting until it was being syndicated before I started watching it tho. Really good show.

 

[Jutt]

They paid somebody to walk my nikka every day like a fukkin dog

 

[hex]

The first time I saw him on this show I because he reminded me of his character on "Seinfeld". I had never watched "King of Queens" so I couldn't see the difference. Was just changing the channels.

When I finally started watching the differences were obvious. Great character and great show.

Fred.

 

[wake&bake]

 

[Bob Loblaw]

And "eating her spaghetti" is some sort of euphemism?

A:Look at the cans on that one!
D:Yeah those are nice
A:Oof, now Douglas you put me in a very weird situation. You're oogling another woman right in front of me, your FATHER-IN-LAW

"Yes, someone does need to apologize. You put a nice little dent in my armoire."

I worked on Sesame Street from June 1969- to mid-June 1969

D:I'm having myself a little work wife situation and Carrie's jealous. It's completely innocent right?
A:Ah, yes the dreaded work wife situation. I had one of those. And I nailed the crap out of her!
D:Our situations are nothing like.
A:Look Douglas, don't get mad at me because you can't close the deal


"You're on birth control? DOES HE TOUCH YOU?!"